The Stolen Survey

Totally stole this from Mari.

Bold the Things You've Done
...And Add Whatever Sarcastic Comments I Want

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink -- I'm too cheap to do this.
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain -- Do those fake rock climbing walls count?
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive -- No...but I did sit my ass down in a $250,000.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said ‘I love you’ and meant it -- Don't ask me how well that went over.
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped -- No...but I did the Sky Coaster at Cedar Point senior year.
11. Visited Paris -- Paris is overrated. London is where it's at.
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea -- Awesome.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise -- I'd rather just get up and see it. Staying up wrecks the whole day.
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game -- Like three weeks ago?
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa -- Yuck. Italy. Bad, bad experiences there.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg-
19. Slept under the stars -- We used to try to sleep on Steph's trampoline outside in the summertime...but since it was on a hill, we kept sliding and would give up halfway through the night.
20. Changed a baby’s nappy -- Yeah. Perfect birth control to not have kids for a long, long time.
21. Taken a trip on a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower -- August is the best month for meteor showers. I can remember when I was a little kid, sitting outside with my mom and watching the meteor showers. One night, my parents took me up to the country by a corn field so we could see the sky much clearer. There were deer in the corn field, but I had just read Stephen King's "Children of the Corn" and my dad kept telling me that the children were coming after me, so I went and hid in our mini van, thus ending the amazing show.
23. Got drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment -- Only all the time. Thus is the problem with having a socially unacceptable sense of humor.
27. Had a food fight -- No, but an old roommate did hit me in the eye with a French fry one time.
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster -- I LOVE LOVE LOVE coasters! Honkus and I went to Cedar Point this past summer two days after I felt down a set of stairs and bruised my tail bone. You can bet how wonderful THAT felt.
35. Hit a home run -- In video games.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking -- Both sober and inebriated. :)
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day -- No. But I wish I had a British accent instead of this shitty northern Yankee thing I have going on.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment -- I can count those moments of pure joy on two hands alone.
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country -- Club Zoo. Strangest night of my life ever. The Bret Easton Ellis version of it: Got shit faced at on campus bar. Decided to dance more. Grabbed coat and ID. Took Tube Station with intent on going to the Ministry of Sound. Saw a girl with no shoes on the Tube. This girl was named Lark and told us to go with her to Club Zoo instead.

I could make this pages long a la BEE style, but since I'm tired and not really feeling witty rite now. That's all you really need to know. We won't go into the gross guy at the club. The guy fucking the prostitute on the dance floor. Or the pretty hands and 'fuck off' comments said. Heh.

44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign -- Handicap parking. Honkus' mom was so disappointed with us. Then my mom was disappointed with us.
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken for longer than when you were in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers -- Topless for a friend's photo project. Everything was covered, thank you.
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie - Student film. I was a terrible bitch in it.
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo - Times two...with more to come, I'm sure.
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas -- 2010 with my BFFF! I'm so excited!!!! :)
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Had a one-night stand
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Created and named your own constellation of stars
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over -- Biggest mistake of my life. This isn't to say that I regret it. Because I have very few regrets.
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking -- Sang louder.
103. Had plastic surgery -- Nip/Tuck starts again this week!!!!!
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Pet a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone -- times two
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours -- Coming back from London.
123. Visited more foreign countries.
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Pet a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - fish
137. Skipped all your school reunions -- I fully plan on it, however. Skipping, I mean. Not attending.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146: Dyed your hair
147: Been a DJ
148: Shaved your head
149: Caused a car accident
150: Saved someone’s life