Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ultimate Top Fives of 2011

Apparently my blogging only got worse compared to last year...but...oh well. C'est la vie, I suppose.

Without further ado, here's this year's Ultimate Top Five List for 2011...notice that I've jumped the TV category from 5 to 10. I realized this year how much I absolutely love TV shows. There were way too many good ones to pick just five.

And...begin.

Top 5 Movies




5. Crazy Stupid Love
Ryan Gosling?  Check.  Ryan Gosling shirtless?  Double check.
This movie was so good on so many levels.  It could have wavered into sappy chick flick territory, but it did a fantastic job steering clear of that.  Well written, amazing cast...'nough said.

4. Super 8
I am pretty much in love with everything that J. J. Abrams does, so it's no wonder that I loved this movie.  It had a Cloverfield vibe to it, but way more heart.

3. Horrible Bosses
I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was for this movie to come out.  Charlie Day AND Jason Bateman?  Jennifer Aniston playing against character?  Co-written by the one and only John Francis Daley? This movie totally didn't let down.  Only Charlie Day could make accidently breathing in copious amounts of cocaine on accident look like a blast.

2. The Muppets
Two of my favorite things in the world in one movie: The Muppets and Jason Segel.  Plus all those cameos (most importantly Jim Parsons!!!) and total campiness?  I loved this movie.  It made me feel like I was ten all over again.  Plus, I was totally the oldest kid there with their mom.  I should get points for that.

1. Bridesmaids
For a brief second, I had The Muppets taking the Number 1 spot under movies, but this one quickly knocked it out of the way.  Kristin Wiig deserves serious points for co-writing what was the absolute smartest and most heartfelt comedy of the year.  I found myself crying during Bridesmaids both out of happiness and sadness.  This movie perfectly captured so much of what I was feeling this year.  Perfection.

Honorable Mentions: 
Scream 4 (...The killer reveal was just too simple)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Those mermaids were so badass)


Top 10 TV Shows




10. 2 Broke Girls
Kat Dennings won me over in Nick & Norah's Playlist as one of my absolute favorite literary characters come to life.  In this show, she has such epic comedic chemistry with Beth Behrs...that it only solidified the year that the girl comediennes proved they can do it just as well, if not better, than the dudes.

9. Raising Hope
HM in 2010 
This show makes me feel like my family is not the weirdest one out there.  It's nice to be reminded.

8. Bones
Number 5 in 2009, HM in 2010
Congrats to Emily Deschanel for getting knocked up by her husband Rickity Cricket David Hornsby, forcing the Bones writers to FINALLY go there with Booth & Brennan.  I love how much heart this show has for being a one hour crime procedural.

7. The Big Bang Theory
 Number 1 in 2010
Can we just discuss how thrilled I am that this show is syndicated finally?  It doesn't matter that I've seen every episode and have every past season on DVD, I'll still replay them over and over and over.  This cast is  fabulous and I seriously loved Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki.

6. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Number 2 in 2008, Number 4 in 2009, Number 1 in 2010
This show may have placed a little lower, but finding out Mac's name this week kicked it back up.  Really, Sunny still has done no wrong -- it's still amazing -- but there were so many other amazing shows to come out this year.  A few more high school reunions could kick this show back up to the top next year.

5. Awkward
Awkward is the only remaining thing that MTV has going for it.  For anyone who mourns the fact that My So-Called life was so short lived...check this show out.  It's so well written and well cast.  High school Jenna reminds me of high school me -- but with way more guts.  It's honest and heartbreaking and hilarious.

4. How I Met Your Mother
Number 4 in 2008, Number 3 in 2009, Number 4 in 2010
How I Met Your Mother can thank it's gain in this year's competition to the one and only Mr. Jason Segel.  I mean, we all knew that I loved him, but this past season he finally got some moments to stop being the comediac foil.  By doing the ballsy thing by killing off Marshall's dad, they elevated this show to another level -- one that made its characters flawed and way more human.  Last season made me fall in love with this show all over again.

3. New Girl
This cast is seriously amazing.  Sure, we all know Zoey Deschanel is quirky and all that...but her fellow castmates are just as (if not more) stellar than she is.  Plus has anyone else taken a really good look at Jake Johnson?  Um...I'd be all over that, thanks.

2. The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead got a little wordy this season so far...but then it also has been completely game changing. Shooting Carl in the first episode of season 2?  Shane being a total psycho?  Little girl zombies?  And can we just discuss my absolute favorite character -- Daryl Dixon -- for just a few moments?  This guy in ONE EPISODE fell off a horse, fell down a cliff, had an arrow go through his stomach, climbed cliff to get to the top, FELL DOWN THE CLIFF AGAIN, hallucinated, woke up to find a zombie gnawing on his shoe, pulled the arrow that was stuck in him out and then shot the zombie gnawing on his shoe in the head, ate a raw squirrel, wore zombie ears as a necklace, climbed back up said hill, walked back through the woods and upon returning back to camp got SHOT IN THE HEAD...but even more amazingly SURVIVED?  I would watch anything with Norman Reedus' Dixon in it.  He is pure genius...and probably the only one of those people who I'd want to hang out with during a zombie apocalypse.  (He could actually bathe though.  I would appreciate that.)

1. American Horror Story
Bear with me for a minute.  This will go full circle.
Last year was the year that Glee got shitty.
This year was the year that Glee somehow surpassed shittiness and turned into one of the worst television programs ever (which is a shame because its first season was so good).
The same thing happened with Nip/Tuck for a year while Ryan Murphy was filming Running with Scissors...then again when he left to go work on Eat Pray Love and Glee.
So I was wondering, "What the hell is Ryan Murphy working on that is making his current work so terrible?"

Because I've uncovered a formula:
Ryan Murphy putting all his effort into one program = Gold
Ryan Murphy putting his effort into a new program thus abandoning old gems = Shitty old programs...with whatever he's working on usually being pretty epic

Then I got my answer as to what he'd been spending his time on:
American Horror Story

And holy shit.  Ryan Murphy can abandon Glee now as much as he wants because this show is incredible.  It surpasses even Nip/Tuck in disgustingness at times (which I never thought was possible).  The cast of AHS deserves numerous gold stars -- especially Jessica Lange, Connie Britton and Evan Peters (who is my favorite character and now I feel incredibly guilty because he's gone from being someone you feel genuine sympathy for...then discover he's practically the devil -- and how can someone like that be someone you still really like???).  This show has so many twists and turns...and I hope that Murphy can keep up it up to the high bar that it's set at.

Honorable Mentions: 
Dexter (Not as good since the Trinity season) - Number 1 in 2008 and 2009, Number 5 in 2010
 Once Upon a Time
So You Think You Can Dance
 The Middle
Project Runway
The Killing (This would have made the Top 10 hadn't it been for that ending...)

So over…Glee

Top 5 Albums




5. Taking Back Sunday – Taking Back Sunday
“New Again” Number 3 Album of 2009
Taking Back Sunday somehow never seem to disappoint me.

4. Florence + the Machine – Ceremonials
“Lungs” was 2010’s Number 3 Album
Love, love, love her voice.

3. Alkaline Trio – Damnesia
The last few Alkaline Trio albums have bummed me out as they've failed to hit me as hard as their earlier work.  Damnesia went back to those earlier albums and stripped songs down that I'd loved so much to begin with by putting an acoustic twist on them.  This album was smart and it made me fall in love with Alkaline Trio all over again.

2. Amy Winehouse – Lioness: Hidden Treasures
RIP to one of the greatest singers of my generation.
This album may not be as personal as Back to Black but it's just as powerful.  It serves as a reminder of the type of artist that Amy was and shows the world what it'll be forever missing from now on.

1. Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Adele – 21
Two completely different artists and albums, but I refuse to pick between them -- especially since the two of them have such respect for one another.

On one hand you have Britney who has made one of the best albums of her career.  It's pop with a European flair and it makes you just want to get up and dance.

On the other hand you have Adele -- who let's just admit it -- owned the entire year musically.  Her album is so personal (it made me absolutely lose it on the way to work this past week) and heartfelt.

These two albums defined my year: upbeat but serious.  I couldn't have found two better albums.

Honorable Mentions:
The Sounds – Better Off Dead -“Crossing the Rubicon” Number 2 Album 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Song of 2009, Top Concert 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Video 2009
Ryan Adams – Ashes and Fire - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals’ “Cardinology” Number 2 Album of 2008
blink-182 – Neighborhoods
Cobra Starship – Night Shades - “Hot Mess” Number 5 Album in 2009, Number 3 Live Act 2008
Pixie Lott – Young Foolish Happy

Top 5 Singles

5. “Immigrant Song” – Karen O feat. Trent Reznor
This song only amps me up even more for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  I loved this song to begin with...but I love it even more now that Trent Reznor got his hands on it.

4. “Radioactive” – Marina & the Diamonds
“Oh No” was Number 1 Song of 2010
This song is so different from Marina's "Oh No" that it could be from a completely different artist...but it's just as hard hitting.  Love it.

3. “Love You Like a Love Song” – Selena Gomez & the Scene
I know.  Selena Gomez?!  But seriously.  This song...is...perfection.  It's catchy as hell.  Plus, major props to Selena for doing a Britney tribute at her concerts this year...plus she has Pixie Lott on her latest album.  This girl is seriously underrated -- plus she's way too good for Justin Bieber.

2. “Set Fire to the Rain” – Adele
Sure Adele had other songs with way more radio play this year...but this single was the best of any she released.  It's haunting.

1. “I Wanna Go” – Britney Spears
I dare you to find a song catchier than this one.  You won't find one.
Plus the video was pure fabulousness.

Honorable Mentions:
“Hello” – Martin Solveig f. Dragonette
“Nose Over Tail” (Acoustic Version) – Alkaline Trio
“Yeah Yeah Yeah” – The Sounds
“El Paso” – Taking Back Sunday
"In the Dark" -- Dev
"Like Smoke" -- Amy Winehouse


Top Artists




5. Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams returned to form this year with Ashes & Fire.  Amazing.

4. Cheryl Cole
Anyone who's read the post beneath this already gets it.

3. Amy Winehouse

2. Adele

1. Britney Spears
“3” HM Song 2009, Top Concert 2009, “3” Number 4 Video 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Album of 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Video of 2008

Top Concerts
Britney Spears (with Nicki Minaj)
There was only artist that I saw in concert this year: the one and only Britney Spears.
And she was the only concert that I needed.
I spent one epic weekend with Honkus doing a mini-Britney tour on the East Coast, first in Philadelphia where we met Britney herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!) followed by an incredible show in Washington DC.  First and third row seats meant that we were practically IN the show.
I can't even put into words how incredible the whole experience was.
So Honkus, if you ever find yourself reading this, thank you.  It was such a fabulous time and I couldn't have done it with anyone else.  Ever.

Side Note: I also saw Brit in Pittsburgh and while she was great, Nicki didn't open for her...which was a shame.  Because Nicki was amazing.  Instead, we got Pauly D from the Jersey Shore...and after seeing Nicki Minaj, Pauly D was a huge let down.


Top 5 Books




5. We Need to Talk About Kevin – Lionel Shriver
After finding out that this was going to be a movie, I decided that I had to read the book first.  While it took a little bit of a shove to actually get into, it ended up paying off big time.  It was heartbreaking and shocking and a book that more people should read.  Kevin's main plot points are things that everyone should be discussing, not just a few of us.

4. Sisterhood Everlasting – Ann Brashares
I finished the fourth book of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series the night before I flew off to London, so that book has always had a nostalgic hold on my heart.  So when I found out that Brashares had  written a final book I was kind of skeptical.  The fourth book had done such a good job wrapping the series up, what more could she have to say?
I should never have doubted her.
She forced her characters to grow up, which meant that they were once again my age.
Needless to say, fifty pages into the book I was crying.
And I cried through the whole damn thing.
But I loved it.  THIS was the perfect way to end this series.

3. Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead – Neil Strauss
Strauss won be over when he helped Jenna Jameson write one of my favorite autobiographies: How to Make Love to a Porn Star.  So when I found out that he was releasing a book of various interviews he'd done...I was in.  While it wasn't life changing, it was entertaining and a side of some entertainers we never get to see.

2. Devil’s Knot – Mara Leveritt
This book came out a few years ago, but I just found it this year.
Based on the West Memphis Three, Leveritt digs deep into the murders of three Arkansas children and then into the trial that sends three young men to jail -- for a crime -- which I agree with Leveritt -- that they did not commit.  But that...you will read more about at the bottom.

1. In the Woods – Tana French
When I finished French's first novel, I was absolutely furious.
Angry.  Mad.  Almost hateful.
But the more that I got to thinking about it, the more that I actually appreciated this book.
It's been so long since a book brought out that kind of emotion in me that I was almost thankful that she ended that novel the way that she did.
French has released two novels with supporting characters from each taking the protagonistic role...they're just as amazing (but didn't make me as irritated).

Honorable Mentions: 
What Happened to Goodbye? – Sarah Dessen - “Along for the Ride” Number 5 Book 2009
Double Dexter – Jeff Lindsay (I won't lie -- I haven't read this yet.  But I'm assuming it deserves this place) - “Dexter is Delicious” Number 3 in 2010, “Dexter by Design” Number 2 in 2009
Megan McCafferty - Bumped

Top Idols
Cheryl Cole
Britney Spears
Lily Allen
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Adele
Chelsea Handler
Kate Middleton


Top 5 Boys




5. Ryan Dunn
RIP to my favorite Jackass cast member.  You'll be missed.

4. Ryan Gosling
Those abs.  That humor.  Ugh.  I hate how much I love him.

3. Charlie Day
Number 4 in 2010
Only Charlie Day can make being totally manic totally attractive.

2. Norman Reedus
I loved Reedus in Boondock Saints...so imagine how thrilled I was when I discovered he was on The Walking Dead.  Reedus partially has to thank his on-screen counterpart Daryl Dixon for this distinction, as at times I really think Dixon is real.

1. Jason Segel
Number 1 in 2010, Number 1 in 2009, Number 5 in 2008
Seriously.  Shut up and marry me.  I'm willing to adopt Muppets.  Why not?

Honorable Mentions:
Ryan Adams - Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008
Jason Statham (I don't remember a lot about Halloween this year, but I remember making a horribly inappropriate comment about him, which has earned him this spot)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Number 3 in 2010
Beau Mirchoff (Team Matty all the way)

Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Linkin Park & Jay Z – “Collision Course”
When I get my ass out of bed on Saturday, this is the album that I put on first.  It makes me feel powerful.  I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's so true.

4. “Layla” – Eric Clapton
We listen to a ton of classic rock at work on Pandora...
Which is how I re-discovered this song.
Thanks to Clapton's Layla, I think I now have yet another name for my unborn children.
My parents say all the time that they don't write music the same way anymore.  With "Layla" that statement has never been more true.

3. Se7en
WHAT'S IN THE BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!
This movie only excites me even more for David Fincher's version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

2. Cheryl Cole’s “Tiny Little Raindrops” & “3 Words”
Total Eurotrash perfection.

1. Pride and Prejudice
Um.  So I have a confession.  In the last two weeks, I've watched this movie ten times before going to sleep.    I want my own Mr. Darcy...especially if he looks like Matthew MacFadyen.

Honorable Mentions: 
Martin Solveig & Dragonette’s “Boys & Girls” Video (This video is SO fun)
 The Zombies (More classic rock goodness for you)
Original Scream Trilogy

Ted Bundy True Crime Award

I know.  I have a serious true crime problem.  So much so that I've created a new category this year for my latest "thing."  First it was Bundy, then Columbine...now I've invented this new yearly category...and I've named it after Ted Bundy - who I feel is the most interesting serial killer ever.

But what makes this year different from those in the past is that the cases that really grabbed my attention were ones with people who were wrongly convicted or were victims that overcame huge obstacles to get on with life.

So without any further interruption, the number one case that grabbed my attention:

The West Memphis 3

The more research I do on the West Memphis Three, the angrier I get.  What happened in West Memphis was something we hadn't seen since the Salem Witch Trials.  Shoddy forensics only "solidified" a conviction of three boys where the evidence relied heavily on the fact that the boys wore black clothing and listened to Metallica.

Years later, two of the men are sitting in prison for life and the other is on death row.

And this August...

A plea bargain lets all three of them out of jail.

The whole thing is incredible and super interesting.

I'll shut up now.

Honorable Mention:
Amanda Knox -- Unlike Casey Anthony, I don't think Knox "got away with murder."  (Side note: They never should have gone for the death penalty with Anthony...that killed their whole case)
Jaycee Dugard  -- What an inspiring story of overcoming the odds.  She's seriously someone who we could all learn a ton from.


Top 3 Favorite Nail Polish Colors




3. Rainbow Connection
2. Yodel Me On My Cell
1. Awakening

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Eurotrashtacular 2011

2011 wasn't the year that I learned how to ride BMX or do magic tricks so that I could become a millionaire by performing them at a boardwalk somewhere. It's not the year that I learned how to make souffles the way that Top Chefs do or the year that I became a Real Housewife. I didn't learn how to do a backflip off of a pier or buy a pet donkey. I didn't rename every color in a box of Crayolas or find a way to charm snakes (so that they'd trust me so that I could train them to bite my enemies).

In the scheme of things, 2011 wasn't a gamechanger for me. It just simply...was.

But 2011 was different in one way...

2011 was the year that I totally, completely 120 thousand percent fully discovered and fell in love with...

Eurotrash.

Excuse me, European pop music.

I know what you're thinking. But Julie, we know you love British music. You're still listening to All Saints ten years after they've stopped being relevant.

But it's gotten so much worse.

So without much more blathering on my end, I present to you, the most defining part of my 2011: Eurotrash. European pop music is so innovative and fresh that it's finally spreading across the pond and giving American pop music the kick in the ass it needed (Hallelujah! It put Britney's Femme Fatale album on a completely different level than Circus). PLUS...this was yet again the year that Adele kicked ass on the charts for one of the most amazing albums ever.

So...

This is my long awaited blog to you.

You're welcome.

This compilation (click the title above -- it's a link to download the wholeeeee playlist) features just a few of the songs that I've had on constant rotation this past year. But get it now, because once the default number of days pass on MediaFire, it's gone. I'm too poor to pay for that stuff.

Start fine print:
Oh...and always, this is just a sampling. If you fall in love with it, you really should support the artist and buy their music.
End fine print.

Tracklist:
1. "Promise This" - Cheryl Cole
2. "All About Tonight" - Pixie Lott
3. "Yeah Yeah Yeah" - The Sounds
4. "Guns and Horses" - Ellie Goulding
5. "Set Fire to the Rain" (Skrillex Remix) - Adele
6. "Beat of My Drum" - Nicola Roberts
7. "3 Words" - Cheryl Cole feat. Will.i.am
8. "Shake It Out" - Florence and The Machine
9. "What Do You Take Me For?" - Pixie Lott feat. Pusha T
10. "This Love (Will Be Your Downfall)" - Ellie Goulding
11. "Hello" - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette
12. "Come Get It Now" - Pixie Lott
13. "Like Smoke" - Amy Winehouse feat. Nas
14. "Radioactive" - Marina & The Diamonds
15. "Fight For This Love" - Cheryl Cole
16. "Promise This" (Cheryl Cole Cover performed on Live Lounge) - Adele

BONUS TRACKS:
(Meaning that they're not by European artists, but they feel so Eurotrashy they deserve a place on this playlist)
1. "In The Dark" - Dev
2. "Faster Kill Pussycat" - Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy
3. "I Get Around" - Dragonette
4. "Love You Like a Love Song" - Selena Gomez & The Scene

Track Breakdown (By Artist):

The Artist: Adele
The Tracks: "Set Fire to the Rain (Skrillex Remix)" & "Promise This" (Cheryl Cole Cover)
The music charts this year BELONGED to Adele. The tracks that I've chosen here are kind of unconventional...but Mari got me hooked on the Skrillex remix...and Cheryl Cole is practically the British version of Britney Spears for me. So Adele covering her music is pure gold.

The Artist: Amy Winehouse
The Tracks: "Like Smoke"
2011 saw a lot of my favorite people dying...Ryan Dunn. Amy Winehouse. I know that people aren't immortal (especially if their past behavior or risky events leading up to their deaths puts their life as well as other in danger), but it still really surprised me. I mean...Amy Winehouse did horse tranquilizers. HORSE TRANQUILIZERS. And they didn't kill her then. I mean, how many people have two syringes of adrenaline shot into their heart and still manage to survive? Anyway...say what you will about her, but I still say her voice is unlike anyone else's in the best possible sense. "Like Smoke" is on her forthcoming album and all it manages to make me do is get really depressed over the fact that she's not around to create anymore incredible music.

The Artist: Cheryl Cole
The Tracks: "Promise This" & "3 Words" & "Fight For This Love"
Cheryl Cole became one of my absolute favorite people this year. I discovered Girls Aloud a few years back, but just stumbled across Cole's solo work this year...and couldn't stop listening. In the spring, it was announced that she'd cross the pond and become a judge on the US version of the X-Factor and I was so ecstatic...then just as quickly, Simon canned her...which is why I boycotted all things X-Factor this year (minus the awesome commercial Pepsi did for them where they revived Britney's Pepsi commercials...). Love her music, love her. The end.

Oh...one more thing: Cheryl Cole is the covergirl for this mix. In case any (none) of you were wondering...

The Artist: Dev
The Tracks: "In the Dark"
Honkus has been a fan of Dev for awhile...but it took me awhile to warm up following her contribution to Far East Movement's "Like a G6." Terrible songggggggg...and it's not even because of her. But...nonetheless, this song all but poked at me to download it...and it sooooo hasn't disappointed. Here's to hoping her latest album is just as awesome as this one song is.

The Artist: Dragonette
The Tracks: "I Get Around"
Yeah you do...
Um. Anyway. Infectious song, infectious chorus. Another great Dragonette song that feels less Eurotrashy but is still awesome: "Jesus Doesn't Love Me Anymore."

The Artist: Ellie Goulding
The Tracks: "Guns and Horses" & "This Love (Will Be Your Downfall)"
Her voice is just so...haunting. And I don't mean haunting as in American Horror story Rubberman/Walking Dead Zombie Biting Your Face Off. But it's not far off. I love it.

The Artist: Florence and The Machine
The Tracks: "Shake It Out"
Love love love this song.

The Artist: Marina & The Diamonds
The Tracks: "Radioactive"
As some of you know (Mari), I was obsessed not long ago with Marina's "Oh No!" This track is almost completely different, but still way Marina & The Diamonds worthy. It's a bit more mellow, but it's got one hell of a beat.

The Artist: Martin Solveig
The Tracks: "Hello"
This song has had radio play in the U.S. but I still love it anyway. Solveig also stole Dragonette away for another song called "Boys and Girls" which is worthy of looking up on YouTube. The video for it is fan-freaking-tastic.

The Artist: Nicola Roberts
The Tracks: "Beat Of My Drum"
Nicola, like Cheryl, is also a member of Girls Aloud. I read online before getting this album that it is "the best album of the year." I don't agree...but I do agree that this song is superrrrr infectious.

The Artist: Paul Oakenfold
The Tracks: "Faster Kill Pussycat" (featuring Brittany Murphy)
This song is a few years old, but it's still just as good as it ever was.

The Artist: Pixie Lott
The Tracks: "All About Tonight" & "Come Get It Now" & "What Do You Take Me For?"
Lott's "All About Tonight" is one of my favorite songs of the moment. Plus it helps that Selena Gomez is also a Eurotrash fiend and has Lott on her latest album.

The Artist: Selena Gomez & The Scene
The Tracks: "Love You Like a Love Song"
As stated above, Gomez seems to be in on the Eurotrash trend...which is why I think this song is pretty close to perfection.

The Artist: The Sounds
The Tracks: "Yeah Yeah Yeah"
Need you even ask why??

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Wow...

I've really sucked at this blog thing lately...slowly starting to piece together the top 5's of 2011...let's hope I can at least do THAT this year.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rest in Peace Ryan Dunn


I cannot even begin to tell you how shocked I am at Ryan Dunn's passing. It's weird that these guys from "Jackass" can do all kinds of haggard shit to themselves and in the end, it's something that you don't see coming that kills you.


Granted, no one knows for sure yet exactly what happened. If he was driving drunk, I can't condone that, but I can offer my support and sympathy to his loved ones.


Ryan, you were a one of a kind asshole...and you will be missed.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Electric Heartbeats

2011's music is already kicking 2010's ass hardcore badly. This March alone there are two new releases from my two main music loves: Britney Spears and The Sounds. Both are electro-trashy goodness and both keep me dancing no matter where I am.

Britney Spears
Femme Fatale

Britney said in a recent interview that "the bitch is back and better than ever." Truer words have never been spoken. Say what you will about how guarded she is, but all I see is a mom who wants to have a career and her kids...leave thegirl alone.

Especially when she's making music this fierce.

All I'm going to say is that I can't wait to see how she outdoes herself yet again live.

Love, love, love this album.
Best Tracks: For real...there's only one track on here that I skip...but if you're looking for the ones that get that five minute drive to and from work replay, look no further than "How I Roll" which is so un-Britney and is so why I love it so much, "Criminal" which with my true crime spree as of late is no surprise, "Gasoline" which is really very punny in the best possible way, "Trouble for Me" which is just too damn catchy and "Inside Out."

The Sounds
Better Off Dead

While I totally respect The Sounds for the direction that their last album took, it's not one that I put on and just want to dance, except, of course, for "Beat Box" and "Four Songs and a Fight."

But they, too, are back and better than ever.

With an edgier, darker sound, The Sounds are doing what they do best: Making you try to sit still in your seat. Because you can't. Really. It's quite impossible.

And really, Maja Ivarrson really can't do any wrong. Plus the keyboards on this album? Siiiccccckkkkkk.

Best Tracks: "It's So Easy" which is really just an extended intro to the disc but is catchy as all shit, "Dance with the Devil" because who wouldn't want to..."Better Off Dead" for it's epic build up, "Something to Die For" for it's awesome chorus, "Yeah Yeah Yeah" for nothing other than the line "You don't float like a butterfly or fight like Ali...Dress like Prince but to the lowest degree." "Wish You Were Here" deserves huge props because it's so subtle, but entirely perfect.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

"The bitch is back...and better than ever."


Britney's been choosing her magazine interviews lately, to me, very smartly. Between "Out" and "V" she's gotten the chance to be more aware and more her. It's the most genuine she's felt in years...

Not to mention that the following paragraph from "Out" is so fabulous, that I had to post it here:

There are few things our culture has come to relish more than fattening up a pop star on a greasy diet of hype and frenzied devotion, only to then turn around and eat her alive an album or two later. It’s become a national pastime we practice in the less savory corners of the Internet or while unloading our Aquafresh and baked Cheetos onto the check-out line conveyor belt. Nobody knows this better than Britney Spears.


Ever since she snarled onto the scene in her Catholic school girl uniform in 1999, Spears has been the go-to girl whenever the world is looking for a punch line or a punching bag. At first it was "her music has no substance" or "she’s lip synching" and then there were the darker, more troubling episodes in her life to mine for material. But we have a confession to make: We love Britney.

We love her because she gives us the kind of pop music we demand for our workouts and woozy weekend nights, and because she has never tried to play the guitar or wandered off to make a country album. We love her because she’s a survivor, and for all of the shit that’s said about her, she still glides to the top of the charts whenever she releases an album. We love her because she has a "BS Alert" on her website to squash the almost daily rumors of new pregnancies, marriages, or demands to someday be cryogenically frozen. We love her because even the Super Bowl’s rabid, testosterone-drunk fans couldn’t keep her from being the top trending item on Twitter on the biggest sports Sunday of the year. We love her because she loves strawberry Frappuccinos and grits blanketed in Velveeta cheese. We love her because in 2010 she raked in more money than Lady Gaga even though her latest album, Circus, was already well over a year old. We love her because for all the pythons and pyrotechnics and red vinyl cat suits, she still feels like someone we could dish with about boys over a basket of bread sticks at the Olive Garden. We love her because she keeps us dancing, she keeps us guessing, and while the other famous former Mouseketeers have dried up, bombed out, or otherwise failed to keep our interest, Britney still has us coming back for more.


To quote the Queen herself,
"Pure. Satis. Faction."