Showing posts with label Visual Stimulation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Visual Stimulation. Show all posts
Friday, March 2, 2012
Experiments in Mixed Media
I've been doing a massive amount of collage making lately. Here are some of the results.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Ultimate Top Fives of 2011
Apparently my blogging only got worse compared to last year...but...oh well. C'est la vie, I suppose.
Without further ado, here's this year's Ultimate Top Five List for 2011...notice that I've jumped the TV category from 5 to 10. I realized this year how much I absolutely love TV shows. There were way too many good ones to pick just five.
10. 2 Broke Girls
Kat Dennings won me over in Nick & Norah's Playlist as one of my absolute favorite literary characters come to life. In this show, she has such epic comedic chemistry with Beth Behrs...that it only solidified the year that the girl comediennes proved they can do it just as well, if not better, than the dudes.
5. Taking Back Sunday – Taking Back Sunday
“New Again” Number 3 Album of 2009
Taking Back Sunday somehow never seem to disappoint me.
5. “Immigrant Song” – Karen O feat. Trent Reznor
This song only amps me up even more for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I loved this song to begin with...but I love it even more now that Trent Reznor got his hands on it.
5. Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams returned to form this year with Ashes & Fire. Amazing.
Britney Spears (with Nicki Minaj)
5. We Need to Talk About Kevin – Lionel Shriver
After finding out that this was going to be a movie, I decided that I had to read the book first. While it took a little bit of a shove to actually get into, it ended up paying off big time. It was heartbreaking and shocking and a book that more people should read. Kevin's main plot points are things that everyone should be discussing, not just a few of us.
Cheryl Cole
Britney Spears
Lily Allen
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Adele
Chelsea Handler
Kate Middleton
5. Ryan Dunn
5. Linkin Park & Jay Z – “Collision Course”
When I get my ass out of bed on Saturday, this is the album that I put on first. It makes me feel powerful. I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's so true.
I know. I have a serious true crime problem. So much so that I've created a new category this year for my latest "thing." First it was Bundy, then Columbine...now I've invented this new yearly category...and I've named it after Ted Bundy - who I feel is the most interesting serial killer ever.
But what makes this year different from those in the past is that the cases that really grabbed my attention were ones with people who were wrongly convicted or were victims that overcame huge obstacles to get on with life.
So without any further interruption, the number one case that grabbed my attention:
The West Memphis 3
The more research I do on the West Memphis Three, the angrier I get. What happened in West Memphis was something we hadn't seen since the Salem Witch Trials. Shoddy forensics only "solidified" a conviction of three boys where the evidence relied heavily on the fact that the boys wore black clothing and listened to Metallica.
Years later, two of the men are sitting in prison for life and the other is on death row.
And this August...
A plea bargain lets all three of them out of jail.
The whole thing is incredible and super interesting.
I'll shut up now.
Honorable Mention:
Amanda Knox -- Unlike Casey Anthony, I don't think Knox "got away with murder." (Side note: They never should have gone for the death penalty with Anthony...that killed their whole case)
Jaycee Dugard -- What an inspiring story of overcoming the odds. She's seriously someone who we could all learn a ton from.
3. Rainbow Connection
Without further ado, here's this year's Ultimate Top Five List for 2011...notice that I've jumped the TV category from 5 to 10. I realized this year how much I absolutely love TV shows. There were way too many good ones to pick just five.
And...begin.
Top 5 Movies
5. Crazy Stupid Love
Ryan Gosling? Check. Ryan Gosling shirtless? Double check.
This movie was so good on so many levels. It could have wavered into sappy chick flick territory, but it did a fantastic job steering clear of that. Well written, amazing cast...'nough said.
Ryan Gosling? Check. Ryan Gosling shirtless? Double check.
This movie was so good on so many levels. It could have wavered into sappy chick flick territory, but it did a fantastic job steering clear of that. Well written, amazing cast...'nough said.
4. Super 8
I am pretty much in love with everything that J. J. Abrams does, so it's no wonder that I loved this movie. It had a Cloverfield vibe to it, but way more heart.
I am pretty much in love with everything that J. J. Abrams does, so it's no wonder that I loved this movie. It had a Cloverfield vibe to it, but way more heart.
3. Horrible Bosses
I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was for this movie to come out. Charlie Day AND Jason Bateman? Jennifer Aniston playing against character? Co-written by the one and only John Francis Daley? This movie totally didn't let down. Only Charlie Day could make accidently breathing in copious amounts of cocaine on accident look like a blast.
I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was for this movie to come out. Charlie Day AND Jason Bateman? Jennifer Aniston playing against character? Co-written by the one and only John Francis Daley? This movie totally didn't let down. Only Charlie Day could make accidently breathing in copious amounts of cocaine on accident look like a blast.
2. The Muppets
Two of my favorite things in the world in one movie: The Muppets and Jason Segel. Plus all those cameos (most importantly Jim Parsons!!!) and total campiness? I loved this movie. It made me feel like I was ten all over again. Plus, I was totally the oldest kid there with their mom. I should get points for that.
Two of my favorite things in the world in one movie: The Muppets and Jason Segel. Plus all those cameos (most importantly Jim Parsons!!!) and total campiness? I loved this movie. It made me feel like I was ten all over again. Plus, I was totally the oldest kid there with their mom. I should get points for that.
1. Bridesmaids
For a brief second, I had The Muppets taking the Number 1 spot under movies, but this one quickly knocked it out of the way. Kristin Wiig deserves serious points for co-writing what was the absolute smartest and most heartfelt comedy of the year. I found myself crying during Bridesmaids both out of happiness and sadness. This movie perfectly captured so much of what I was feeling this year. Perfection.
Honorable Mentions:
Scream 4 (...The killer reveal was just too simple)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Those mermaids were so badass)
Honorable Mentions:
Scream 4 (...The killer reveal was just too simple)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Those mermaids were so badass)
Top 10 TV Shows
Kat Dennings won me over in Nick & Norah's Playlist as one of my absolute favorite literary characters come to life. In this show, she has such epic comedic chemistry with Beth Behrs...that it only solidified the year that the girl comediennes proved they can do it just as well, if not better, than the dudes.
9. Raising Hope
HM in 2010
This show makes me feel like my family is not the weirdest one out there. It's nice to be reminded.
HM in 2010
This show makes me feel like my family is not the weirdest one out there. It's nice to be reminded.
8. Bones
Number 5 in 2009, HM in 2010
Congrats to Emily Deschanel for getting knocked up by her husbandRickity Cricket David Hornsby, forcing the Bones writers to FINALLY go there with Booth & Brennan. I love how much heart this show has for being a one hour crime procedural.
Number 5 in 2009, HM in 2010
Congrats to Emily Deschanel for getting knocked up by her husband
7. The Big Bang Theory
Number 1 in 2010
Can we just discuss how thrilled I am that this show is syndicated finally? It doesn't matter that I've seen every episode and have every past season on DVD, I'll still replay them over and over and over. This cast is fabulous and I seriously loved Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki.
Number 1 in 2010
Can we just discuss how thrilled I am that this show is syndicated finally? It doesn't matter that I've seen every episode and have every past season on DVD, I'll still replay them over and over and over. This cast is fabulous and I seriously loved Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki.
6. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Number 2 in 2008, Number 4 in 2009, Number 1 in 2010
This show may have placed a little lower, but finding out Mac's name this week kicked it back up. Really, Sunny still has done no wrong -- it's still amazing -- but there were so many other amazing shows to come out this year. A few more high school reunions could kick this show back up to the top next year.
Number 2 in 2008, Number 4 in 2009, Number 1 in 2010
This show may have placed a little lower, but finding out Mac's name this week kicked it back up. Really, Sunny still has done no wrong -- it's still amazing -- but there were so many other amazing shows to come out this year. A few more high school reunions could kick this show back up to the top next year.
5. Awkward
Awkward is the only remaining thing that MTV has going for it. For anyone who mourns the fact that My So-Called life was so short lived...check this show out. It's so well written and well cast. High school Jenna reminds me of high school me -- but with way more guts. It's honest and heartbreaking and hilarious.
Awkward is the only remaining thing that MTV has going for it. For anyone who mourns the fact that My So-Called life was so short lived...check this show out. It's so well written and well cast. High school Jenna reminds me of high school me -- but with way more guts. It's honest and heartbreaking and hilarious.
4. How I Met Your Mother
Number 4 in 2008, Number 3 in 2009, Number 4 in 2010
Number 4 in 2008, Number 3 in 2009, Number 4 in 2010
How I Met Your Mother can thank it's gain in this year's competition to the one and only Mr. Jason Segel. I mean, we all knew that I loved him, but this past season he finally got some moments to stop being the comediac foil. By doing the ballsy thing by killing off Marshall's dad, they elevated this show to another level -- one that made its characters flawed and way more human. Last season made me fall in love with this show all over again.
3. New Girl
This cast is seriously amazing. Sure, we all know Zoey Deschanel is quirky and all that...but her fellow castmates are just as (if not more) stellar than she is. Plus has anyone else taken a really good look at Jake Johnson? Um...I'd be all over that, thanks.
3. New Girl
This cast is seriously amazing. Sure, we all know Zoey Deschanel is quirky and all that...but her fellow castmates are just as (if not more) stellar than she is. Plus has anyone else taken a really good look at Jake Johnson? Um...I'd be all over that, thanks.
2. The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead got a little wordy this season so far...but then it also has been completely game changing. Shooting Carl in the first episode of season 2? Shane being a total psycho? Little girl zombies? And can we just discuss my absolute favorite character -- Daryl Dixon -- for just a few moments? This guy in ONE EPISODE fell off a horse, fell down a cliff, had an arrow go through his stomach, climbed cliff to get to the top, FELL DOWN THE CLIFF AGAIN, hallucinated, woke up to find a zombie gnawing on his shoe, pulled the arrow that was stuck in him out and then shot the zombie gnawing on his shoe in the head, ate a raw squirrel, wore zombie ears as a necklace, climbed back up said hill, walked back through the woods and upon returning back to camp got SHOT IN THE HEAD...but even more amazingly SURVIVED? I would watch anything with Norman Reedus' Dixon in it. He is pure genius...and probably the only one of those people who I'd want to hang out with during a zombie apocalypse. (He could actually bathe though. I would appreciate that.)
The Walking Dead got a little wordy this season so far...but then it also has been completely game changing. Shooting Carl in the first episode of season 2? Shane being a total psycho? Little girl zombies? And can we just discuss my absolute favorite character -- Daryl Dixon -- for just a few moments? This guy in ONE EPISODE fell off a horse, fell down a cliff, had an arrow go through his stomach, climbed cliff to get to the top, FELL DOWN THE CLIFF AGAIN, hallucinated, woke up to find a zombie gnawing on his shoe, pulled the arrow that was stuck in him out and then shot the zombie gnawing on his shoe in the head, ate a raw squirrel, wore zombie ears as a necklace, climbed back up said hill, walked back through the woods and upon returning back to camp got SHOT IN THE HEAD...but even more amazingly SURVIVED? I would watch anything with Norman Reedus' Dixon in it. He is pure genius...and probably the only one of those people who I'd want to hang out with during a zombie apocalypse. (He could actually bathe though. I would appreciate that.)
1. American Horror Story
Bear with me for a minute. This will go full circle.
Last year was the year that Glee got shitty.
This year was the year that Glee somehow surpassed shittiness and turned into one of the worst television programs ever (which is a shame because its first season was so good).
The same thing happened with Nip/Tuck for a year while Ryan Murphy was filming Running with Scissors...then again when he left to go work on Eat Pray Love and Glee.
So I was wondering, "What the hell is Ryan Murphy working on that is making his current work so terrible?"
Because I've uncovered a formula:
Ryan Murphy putting all his effort into one program = Gold
Ryan Murphy putting his effort into a new program thus abandoning old gems = Shitty old programs...with whatever he's working on usually being pretty epic
Then I got my answer as to what he'd been spending his time on:
American Horror Story
And holy shit. Ryan Murphy can abandon Glee now as much as he wants because this show is incredible. It surpasses even Nip/Tuck in disgustingness at times (which I never thought was possible). The cast of AHS deserves numerous gold stars -- especially Jessica Lange, Connie Britton and Evan Peters (who is my favorite character and now I feel incredibly guilty because he's gone from being someone you feel genuine sympathy for...then discover he's practically the devil -- and how can someone like that be someone you still really like???). This show has so many twists and turns...and I hope that Murphy can keep up it up to the high bar that it's set at.
Bear with me for a minute. This will go full circle.
Last year was the year that Glee got shitty.
This year was the year that Glee somehow surpassed shittiness and turned into one of the worst television programs ever (which is a shame because its first season was so good).
The same thing happened with Nip/Tuck for a year while Ryan Murphy was filming Running with Scissors...then again when he left to go work on Eat Pray Love and Glee.
So I was wondering, "What the hell is Ryan Murphy working on that is making his current work so terrible?"
Because I've uncovered a formula:
Ryan Murphy putting all his effort into one program = Gold
Ryan Murphy putting his effort into a new program thus abandoning old gems = Shitty old programs...with whatever he's working on usually being pretty epic
Then I got my answer as to what he'd been spending his time on:
American Horror Story
And holy shit. Ryan Murphy can abandon Glee now as much as he wants because this show is incredible. It surpasses even Nip/Tuck in disgustingness at times (which I never thought was possible). The cast of AHS deserves numerous gold stars -- especially Jessica Lange, Connie Britton and Evan Peters (who is my favorite character and now I feel incredibly guilty because he's gone from being someone you feel genuine sympathy for...then discover he's practically the devil -- and how can someone like that be someone you still really like???). This show has so many twists and turns...and I hope that Murphy can keep up it up to the high bar that it's set at.
Honorable Mentions:
Dexter (Not as good since the Trinity season) - Number 1 in 2008 and 2009, Number 5 in 2010
Once Upon a Time
So You Think You Can Dance
The Middle
Project Runway
The Killing (This would have made the Top 10 hadn't it been for that ending...)
Dexter (Not as good since the Trinity season) - Number 1 in 2008 and 2009, Number 5 in 2010
Once Upon a Time
So You Think You Can Dance
The Middle
Project Runway
The Killing (This would have made the Top 10 hadn't it been for that ending...)
So over…Glee
Top 5 Albums
“New Again” Number 3 Album of 2009
Taking Back Sunday somehow never seem to disappoint me.
4. Florence + the Machine – Ceremonials
“Lungs” was 2010’s Number 3 Album
Love, love, love her voice.
“Lungs” was 2010’s Number 3 Album
Love, love, love her voice.
3. Alkaline Trio – Damnesia
The last few Alkaline Trio albums have bummed me out as they've failed to hit me as hard as their earlier work. Damnesia went back to those earlier albums and stripped songs down that I'd loved so much to begin with by putting an acoustic twist on them. This album was smart and it made me fall in love with Alkaline Trio all over again.
The last few Alkaline Trio albums have bummed me out as they've failed to hit me as hard as their earlier work. Damnesia went back to those earlier albums and stripped songs down that I'd loved so much to begin with by putting an acoustic twist on them. This album was smart and it made me fall in love with Alkaline Trio all over again.
2. Amy Winehouse – Lioness: Hidden Treasures
RIP to one of the greatest singers of my generation.
This album may not be as personal as Back to Black but it's just as powerful. It serves as a reminder of the type of artist that Amy was and shows the world what it'll be forever missing from now on.
RIP to one of the greatest singers of my generation.
This album may not be as personal as Back to Black but it's just as powerful. It serves as a reminder of the type of artist that Amy was and shows the world what it'll be forever missing from now on.
1. Britney Spears – Femme Fatale & Adele – 21
Two completely different artists and albums, but I refuse to pick between them -- especially since the two of them have such respect for one another.
On one hand you have Britney who has made one of the best albums of her career. It's pop with a European flair and it makes you just want to get up and dance.
On the other hand you have Adele -- who let's just admit it -- owned the entire year musically. Her album is so personal (it made me absolutely lose it on the way to work this past week) and heartfelt.
These two albums defined my year: upbeat but serious. I couldn't have found two better albums.
Honorable Mentions:
The Sounds – Better Off Dead -“Crossing the Rubicon” Number 2 Album 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Song of 2009, Top Concert 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Video 2009
Ryan Adams – Ashes and Fire - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals’ “Cardinology” Number 2 Album of 2008
blink-182 – Neighborhoods
Cobra Starship – Night Shades - “Hot Mess” Number 5 Album in 2009, Number 3 Live Act 2008
Pixie Lott – Young Foolish Happy
On one hand you have Britney who has made one of the best albums of her career. It's pop with a European flair and it makes you just want to get up and dance.
On the other hand you have Adele -- who let's just admit it -- owned the entire year musically. Her album is so personal (it made me absolutely lose it on the way to work this past week) and heartfelt.
These two albums defined my year: upbeat but serious. I couldn't have found two better albums.
Honorable Mentions:
The Sounds – Better Off Dead -“Crossing the Rubicon” Number 2 Album 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Song of 2009, Top Concert 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Video 2009
Ryan Adams – Ashes and Fire - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals’ “Cardinology” Number 2 Album of 2008
blink-182 – Neighborhoods
Cobra Starship – Night Shades - “Hot Mess” Number 5 Album in 2009, Number 3 Live Act 2008
Pixie Lott – Young Foolish Happy
Top 5 Singles
This song only amps me up even more for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I loved this song to begin with...but I love it even more now that Trent Reznor got his hands on it.
4. “Radioactive” – Marina & the Diamonds
“Oh No” was Number 1 Song of 2010
This song is so different from Marina's "Oh No" that it could be from a completely different artist...but it's just as hard hitting. Love it.
“Oh No” was Number 1 Song of 2010
This song is so different from Marina's "Oh No" that it could be from a completely different artist...but it's just as hard hitting. Love it.
3. “Love You Like a Love Song” – Selena Gomez & the Scene
I know. Selena Gomez?! But seriously. This song...is...perfection. It's catchy as hell. Plus, major props to Selena for doing a Britney tribute at her concerts this year...plus she has Pixie Lott on her latest album. This girl is seriously underrated -- plus she's way too good for Justin Bieber.
I know. Selena Gomez?! But seriously. This song...is...perfection. It's catchy as hell. Plus, major props to Selena for doing a Britney tribute at her concerts this year...plus she has Pixie Lott on her latest album. This girl is seriously underrated -- plus she's way too good for Justin Bieber.
2. “Set Fire to the Rain” – Adele
Sure Adele had other songs with way more radio play this year...but this single was the best of any she released. It's haunting.
Sure Adele had other songs with way more radio play this year...but this single was the best of any she released. It's haunting.
1. “I Wanna Go” – Britney Spears
I dare you to find a song catchier than this one. You won't find one.
Plus the video was pure fabulousness.
Honorable Mentions:
“Hello” – Martin Solveig f. Dragonette
“Nose Over Tail” (Acoustic Version) – Alkaline Trio
“Yeah Yeah Yeah” – The Sounds
“El Paso” – Taking Back Sunday
"In the Dark" -- Dev
"Like Smoke" -- Amy Winehouse
Plus the video was pure fabulousness.
Honorable Mentions:
“Hello” – Martin Solveig f. Dragonette
“Nose Over Tail” (Acoustic Version) – Alkaline Trio
“Yeah Yeah Yeah” – The Sounds
“El Paso” – Taking Back Sunday
"In the Dark" -- Dev
"Like Smoke" -- Amy Winehouse
Top Artists
Ryan Adams returned to form this year with Ashes & Fire. Amazing.
4. Cheryl Cole
Anyone who's read the post beneath this already gets it.
3. Amy Winehouse
3. Amy Winehouse
2. Adele
1. Britney Spears
“3” HM Song 2009, Top Concert 2009, “3” Number 4 Video 2009, “Circus” Number 1
Album of 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Video of 2008
Top Concerts
There was only artist that I saw in concert this year: the one and only Britney Spears.
And she was the only concert that I needed.
I spent one epic weekend with Honkus doing a mini-Britney tour on the East Coast, first in Philadelphia where we met Britney herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!) followed by an incredible show in Washington DC. First and third row seats meant that we were practically IN the show.
I can't even put into words how incredible the whole experience was.
So Honkus, if you ever find yourself reading this, thank you. It was such a fabulous time and I couldn't have done it with anyone else. Ever.
Side Note: I also saw Brit in Pittsburgh and while she was great, Nicki didn't open for her...which was a shame. Because Nicki was amazing. Instead, we got Pauly D from the Jersey Shore...and after seeing Nicki Minaj, Pauly D was a huge let down.
And she was the only concert that I needed.
I spent one epic weekend with Honkus doing a mini-Britney tour on the East Coast, first in Philadelphia where we met Britney herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!) followed by an incredible show in Washington DC. First and third row seats meant that we were practically IN the show.
I can't even put into words how incredible the whole experience was.
So Honkus, if you ever find yourself reading this, thank you. It was such a fabulous time and I couldn't have done it with anyone else. Ever.
Side Note: I also saw Brit in Pittsburgh and while she was great, Nicki didn't open for her...which was a shame. Because Nicki was amazing. Instead, we got Pauly D from the Jersey Shore...and after seeing Nicki Minaj, Pauly D was a huge let down.
Top 5 Books
After finding out that this was going to be a movie, I decided that I had to read the book first. While it took a little bit of a shove to actually get into, it ended up paying off big time. It was heartbreaking and shocking and a book that more people should read. Kevin's main plot points are things that everyone should be discussing, not just a few of us.
4. Sisterhood Everlasting – Ann Brashares
I finished the fourth book of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series the night before I flew off to London, so that book has always had a nostalgic hold on my heart. So when I found out that Brashares had written a final book I was kind of skeptical. The fourth book had done such a good job wrapping the series up, what more could she have to say?
I should never have doubted her.
She forced her characters to grow up, which meant that they were once again my age.
Needless to say, fifty pages into the book I was crying.
And I cried through the whole damn thing.
But I loved it. THIS was the perfect way to end this series.
I finished the fourth book of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series the night before I flew off to London, so that book has always had a nostalgic hold on my heart. So when I found out that Brashares had written a final book I was kind of skeptical. The fourth book had done such a good job wrapping the series up, what more could she have to say?
I should never have doubted her.
She forced her characters to grow up, which meant that they were once again my age.
Needless to say, fifty pages into the book I was crying.
And I cried through the whole damn thing.
But I loved it. THIS was the perfect way to end this series.
3. Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead – Neil Strauss
Strauss won be over when he helped Jenna Jameson write one of my favorite autobiographies: How to Make Love to a Porn Star. So when I found out that he was releasing a book of various interviews he'd done...I was in. While it wasn't life changing, it was entertaining and a side of some entertainers we never get to see.
Strauss won be over when he helped Jenna Jameson write one of my favorite autobiographies: How to Make Love to a Porn Star. So when I found out that he was releasing a book of various interviews he'd done...I was in. While it wasn't life changing, it was entertaining and a side of some entertainers we never get to see.
2. Devil’s Knot – Mara Leveritt
This book came out a few years ago, but I just found it this year.
Based on the West Memphis Three, Leveritt digs deep into the murders of three Arkansas children and then into the trial that sends three young men to jail -- for a crime -- which I agree with Leveritt -- that they did not commit. But that...you will read more about at the bottom.
1. In the Woods – Tana French
When I finished French's first novel, I was absolutely furious.
Angry. Mad. Almost hateful.
But the more that I got to thinking about it, the more that I actually appreciated this book.
It's been so long since a book brought out that kind of emotion in me that I was almost thankful that she ended that novel the way that she did.
French has released two novels with supporting characters from each taking the protagonistic role...they're just as amazing (but didn't make me as irritated).
Based on the West Memphis Three, Leveritt digs deep into the murders of three Arkansas children and then into the trial that sends three young men to jail -- for a crime -- which I agree with Leveritt -- that they did not commit. But that...you will read more about at the bottom.
1. In the Woods – Tana French
When I finished French's first novel, I was absolutely furious.
Angry. Mad. Almost hateful.
But the more that I got to thinking about it, the more that I actually appreciated this book.
It's been so long since a book brought out that kind of emotion in me that I was almost thankful that she ended that novel the way that she did.
French has released two novels with supporting characters from each taking the protagonistic role...they're just as amazing (but didn't make me as irritated).
Honorable Mentions:
What Happened to Goodbye? – Sarah Dessen - “Along for the Ride” Number 5 Book 2009
Double Dexter – Jeff Lindsay (I won't lie -- I haven't read this yet. But I'm assuming it deserves this place) - “Dexter is Delicious” Number 3 in 2010, “Dexter by Design” Number 2 in 2009
Megan McCafferty - Bumped
What Happened to Goodbye? – Sarah Dessen - “Along for the Ride” Number 5 Book 2009
Double Dexter – Jeff Lindsay (I won't lie -- I haven't read this yet. But I'm assuming it deserves this place) - “Dexter is Delicious” Number 3 in 2010, “Dexter by Design” Number 2 in 2009
Megan McCafferty - Bumped
Top Idols
Britney Spears
Lily Allen
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Adele
Chelsea Handler
Kate Middleton
Top 5 Boys
5. Ryan Dunn
RIP to my favorite Jackass cast member. You'll be missed.
4. Ryan Gosling
4. Ryan Gosling
Those abs. That humor. Ugh. I hate how much I love him.
3. Charlie Day
3. Charlie Day
Number
4 in 2010
Only Charlie Day can make being totally manic totally attractive.
2. Norman Reedus
Only Charlie Day can make being totally manic totally attractive.
2. Norman Reedus
I loved Reedus in Boondock Saints...so imagine how thrilled I was when I discovered he was on The Walking Dead. Reedus partially has to thank his on-screen counterpart Daryl Dixon for this distinction, as at times I really think Dixon is real.
1. Jason Segel
1. Jason Segel
Number
1 in 2010, Number 1 in 2009, Number 5 in 2008
Seriously. Shut up and marry me. I'm willing to adopt Muppets. Why not?
Honorable Mentions:
Ryan Adams - Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008
Jason Statham (I don't remember a lot about Halloween this year, but I remember making a horribly inappropriate comment about him, which has earned him this spot)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Number 3 in 2010
Beau Mirchoff (Team Matty all the way)
Seriously. Shut up and marry me. I'm willing to adopt Muppets. Why not?
Honorable Mentions:
Ryan Adams - Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008
Jason Statham (I don't remember a lot about Halloween this year, but I remember making a horribly inappropriate comment about him, which has earned him this spot)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Number 3 in 2010
Beau Mirchoff (Team Matty all the way)
Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies
5. Linkin Park & Jay Z – “Collision Course”
When I get my ass out of bed on Saturday, this is the album that I put on first. It makes me feel powerful. I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's so true.
4. “Layla” – Eric Clapton
We listen to a ton of classic rock at work on Pandora...
Which is how I re-discovered this song.
Thanks to Clapton's Layla, I think I now have yet another name for my unborn children.
My parents say all the time that they don't write music the same way anymore. With "Layla" that statement has never been more true.
3. Se7en
Which is how I re-discovered this song.
Thanks to Clapton's Layla, I think I now have yet another name for my unborn children.
My parents say all the time that they don't write music the same way anymore. With "Layla" that statement has never been more true.
3. Se7en
WHAT'S IN THE BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!
This movie only excites me even more for David Fincher's version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
2. Cheryl Cole’s “Tiny Little Raindrops” & “3 Words”
Total Eurotrash perfection.
This movie only excites me even more for David Fincher's version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
2. Cheryl Cole’s “Tiny Little Raindrops” & “3 Words”
Total Eurotrash perfection.
1. Pride and Prejudice
Um. So I have a confession. In the last two weeks, I've watched this movie ten times before going to sleep. I want my own Mr. Darcy...especially if he looks like Matthew MacFadyen.
Honorable Mentions:
Martin Solveig & Dragonette’s “Boys & Girls” Video (This video is SO fun)
The Zombies (More classic rock goodness for you)
Original Scream Trilogy
Honorable Mentions:
Martin Solveig & Dragonette’s “Boys & Girls” Video (This video is SO fun)
The Zombies (More classic rock goodness for you)
Original Scream Trilogy
Ted Bundy True Crime Award
But what makes this year different from those in the past is that the cases that really grabbed my attention were ones with people who were wrongly convicted or were victims that overcame huge obstacles to get on with life.
So without any further interruption, the number one case that grabbed my attention:
The West Memphis 3
The more research I do on the West Memphis Three, the angrier I get. What happened in West Memphis was something we hadn't seen since the Salem Witch Trials. Shoddy forensics only "solidified" a conviction of three boys where the evidence relied heavily on the fact that the boys wore black clothing and listened to Metallica.
Years later, two of the men are sitting in prison for life and the other is on death row.
And this August...
A plea bargain lets all three of them out of jail.
The whole thing is incredible and super interesting.
I'll shut up now.
Honorable Mention:
Amanda Knox -- Unlike Casey Anthony, I don't think Knox "got away with murder." (Side note: They never should have gone for the death penalty with Anthony...that killed their whole case)
Jaycee Dugard -- What an inspiring story of overcoming the odds. She's seriously someone who we could all learn a ton from.
Top 3 Favorite Nail Polish Colors
2. Yodel Me On My Cell
1. Awakening
Monday, January 18, 2010
Post #100
In honor of this being my blog's 100th post...I've decided to spotlight some of my favorite blog posts thus far.
A post dedicated to the wonders of my spamming cervix. Still the best e-mail that I have EVER received.
A post dedicated to the wonders of my spamming cervix. Still the best e-mail that I have EVER received.
"Obsessing on Star Culture"
This was an assignment for my magazine writing class...and to this day, still rings 100% true.
"Flirt (...Or How To Have a Very Dirty Vagina)"
As if the title isn't fantastic enough, there's a Photoshopped picture of Nicole Scherzingergergergergerwhatever and a pile of dirt.
"Dirty Pretty Boys"
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Something Totally Nerdy That I'mTotally In Love With
Kinetic Typography.
Kinetic Typography.
Kinetic Typography.
The more that I type it, the more that I love it.
Last night, I was YouTube-ing for hours...first it was X-Files videos, then Buffy, then Dexter...which led me to the discovery of kinetic typography.
Pretty much all it is is setting words to sound clips and/or music. It can be put to songs or TV show or movie clips.
And I think it is the most ingenious, creative thing that I've seen in a long, long time.
I have a whole playlist of the stuff on YouTube...but below are some of my favorites.
Kinetic Typography.
Kinetic Typography.
The more that I type it, the more that I love it.
Last night, I was YouTube-ing for hours...first it was X-Files videos, then Buffy, then Dexter...which led me to the discovery of kinetic typography.
Pretty much all it is is setting words to sound clips and/or music. It can be put to songs or TV show or movie clips.
And I think it is the most ingenious, creative thing that I've seen in a long, long time.
I have a whole playlist of the stuff on YouTube...but below are some of my favorites.
Dexter
Fight Club
Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints
Mitch Hedberg
The Hush Sound
Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Hangover
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Hush Sound
Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Hangover
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Ultimate Top Fives of 2009
It's that time of year again...time for my favorite pop culture...crap. Scientifically and meticulously calculated (but not really).
So here you go...my ultimate list of top fives from the year. Top movies. Top albums. Top whatever I feel like topping. And if that sentence looks like I ripped it off last year's list...well you're correct. It is the same.
But alas...here it is...the new improved (NEW CATEGORIES!) list!
5. Where the Wild Things Are
I've always loved the darker childrens stories. This was perfection and made me absolutely cry my eyes out in the end.
4. Drag Me To Hell
So cheesy. So disgusting. So creepy. Beyond words.
And what an absolutely fantastic ending.
3. (500) Days of Summer
This movie was absolute, beautiful perfection. Heartbreaking, funny, simple, complex. Loved it.
2. I Love You Man
Not only does it have Jason Segel in it...but it was fantastic and a new twist on a typical male bonding comedy. Plus, I did mention the genius that is Jason Segel, didn't I?
I also think what made seeing this movie in the theater so worthwhile was the woman sitting in the front laughing at every little nuance. Usually that annoys the shit out of me, but her laugh was AWESOME.
1. The Hangover
All I can do is shake my head. What a great way to start an otherwise crappy summer movie season. Sadly, nothing lived up to its caliber.
Honorable Mentions
The Fourth Kind
Sorority Row (SO BAD that it was good)
Jennifer's Body
Taken
So here you go...my ultimate list of top fives from the year. Top movies. Top albums. Top whatever I feel like topping. And if that sentence looks like I ripped it off last year's list...well you're correct. It is the same.
But alas...here it is...the new improved (NEW CATEGORIES!) list!
Top Five Movies of 2009
EDITED 12/25/09
EDITED 12/25/09
5. Where the Wild Things Are
I've always loved the darker childrens stories. This was perfection and made me absolutely cry my eyes out in the end.4. Drag Me To Hell
So cheesy. So disgusting. So creepy. Beyond words.And what an absolutely fantastic ending.
3. (500) Days of Summer
This movie was absolute, beautiful perfection. Heartbreaking, funny, simple, complex. Loved it.2. I Love You Man
Not only does it have Jason Segel in it...but it was fantastic and a new twist on a typical male bonding comedy. Plus, I did mention the genius that is Jason Segel, didn't I?I also think what made seeing this movie in the theater so worthwhile was the woman sitting in the front laughing at every little nuance. Usually that annoys the shit out of me, but her laugh was AWESOME.
1. The Hangover
All I can do is shake my head. What a great way to start an otherwise crappy summer movie season. Sadly, nothing lived up to its caliber.Honorable Mentions
The Fourth Kind
Sorority Row (SO BAD that it was good)
Jennifer's Body
Taken
Top Five TV Shows of 2009
5. Bones
Back when I was obsessed with watching every season of Buffy from beginning to end (much like my current predicament with the X-Files), I really never saw the appeal of David Boreanaz. I was a total Buffy/Spike fan and thought Angel was just...a wimp (until he and Buffy did the nasty and that whole happiness gypsy curse kicked in). And I didn't get the appeal.
Thanks to Bones...I get it.
This show is just so well written and Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel are just so well suited for one another. It's humorous. It's entertaining. And it's a must for this year.
4. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Number 2 in 2008
Damn you Mari. Still. For getting me hooked on this show.
And damn those Sunny kids for having some of the best moments EVER on this show in Season 5...the best by far being Charlie's "Kitten Mittons." Thinking about it STILL cracks me up.
It's so socially unacceptable, which is, of course, what I love so much about it.
Not to mention that the gang released "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: A Very Sunny Christmas" which puts a much needed humorous tone to a household where my father watches countless Hallmark Christmas movies. Charlie biting Santa? Mac's dad stealing their Christmas gifts? Classic.
3. How I Met Your Mother
Number 4 in 2008
Jason Segel reference 2.
Now that that's out of the way. Still loving this show. Still loving the heart and the acting and the chemistry between the cast. They finally got nominated for their Emmy Nomination this past year...and while they may not have won, it was still awesome that this show finally got recognized for being as awesome as it is.
2. Glee
My only problem with Glee is that when it's over, I'm amped up and ready for the next show.
There are so many reasons why this show shouldn't work...it's cheesy. It's got random burst-into-song moments. It's got every cliche in it: the cheerleader, the pregnant girl, the classic Footballers rule the school ideal.
But it works. Oh how it works.
I love this show. Love it. And am super pissed that after this week's Mid-Season finale, I'm going to have to wait till April for new episodes (DAMN YOU IDOL).
But while Glee's fantastic...it's still not enough to beat out...
1. Dexter
Number 1 in 2008
I know I've mentioned this before. Season 1: Perfection. Season 2: Horrid. Season 3: Slowly getting better. But Season 4? Season 4: Better than ever. John Lithgow's story arc breathed new life into the series and gave it the jolt that it needed. And Michael C. Hall? Better than freaking ever as Dexter. Jeff Lindsay's characters got the respect they deserved back (except for Rita maybe...). With 2 episodes left of the season that's shocked me (and a finale that's supposedly going to be even more shocking {Please, please, please have either A. Deb find out about Dexter's pasttime or B. Go with the Dexter book storyline of the kids -- or one of them, at least -- starting to show some serial killer tendancies}), I cannot get enough.
Honorable Mentions
Fringe (Just Missed the Cut Off)
The Big Bang Theory
So You Think You Can Dance (Not in the top 5 because I'm still bitter about Kayla's loss)
Harper's Island
The United States of Tara
Project Runway (See SYTYCD analysis and replace Kayla with Carol Hannah)
Nip/Tuck (Almost, but not quite) -- Number 5 in 2008
Back when I was obsessed with watching every season of Buffy from beginning to end (much like my current predicament with the X-Files), I really never saw the appeal of David Boreanaz. I was a total Buffy/Spike fan and thought Angel was just...a wimp (until he and Buffy did the nasty and that whole happiness gypsy curse kicked in). And I didn't get the appeal.Thanks to Bones...I get it.
This show is just so well written and Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel are just so well suited for one another. It's humorous. It's entertaining. And it's a must for this year.
4. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Number 2 in 2008
Damn you Mari. Still. For getting me hooked on this show.And damn those Sunny kids for having some of the best moments EVER on this show in Season 5...the best by far being Charlie's "Kitten Mittons." Thinking about it STILL cracks me up.
It's so socially unacceptable, which is, of course, what I love so much about it.
Not to mention that the gang released "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: A Very Sunny Christmas" which puts a much needed humorous tone to a household where my father watches countless Hallmark Christmas movies. Charlie biting Santa? Mac's dad stealing their Christmas gifts? Classic.
3. How I Met Your Mother
Number 4 in 2008
Jason Segel reference 2.Now that that's out of the way. Still loving this show. Still loving the heart and the acting and the chemistry between the cast. They finally got nominated for their Emmy Nomination this past year...and while they may not have won, it was still awesome that this show finally got recognized for being as awesome as it is.
2. Glee
My only problem with Glee is that when it's over, I'm amped up and ready for the next show.There are so many reasons why this show shouldn't work...it's cheesy. It's got random burst-into-song moments. It's got every cliche in it: the cheerleader, the pregnant girl, the classic Footballers rule the school ideal.
But it works. Oh how it works.
I love this show. Love it. And am super pissed that after this week's Mid-Season finale, I'm going to have to wait till April for new episodes (DAMN YOU IDOL).
But while Glee's fantastic...it's still not enough to beat out...
1. Dexter
Number 1 in 2008
I know I've mentioned this before. Season 1: Perfection. Season 2: Horrid. Season 3: Slowly getting better. But Season 4? Season 4: Better than ever. John Lithgow's story arc breathed new life into the series and gave it the jolt that it needed. And Michael C. Hall? Better than freaking ever as Dexter. Jeff Lindsay's characters got the respect they deserved back (except for Rita maybe...). With 2 episodes left of the season that's shocked me (and a finale that's supposedly going to be even more shocking {Please, please, please have either A. Deb find out about Dexter's pasttime or B. Go with the Dexter book storyline of the kids -- or one of them, at least -- starting to show some serial killer tendancies}), I cannot get enough.Honorable Mentions
Fringe (Just Missed the Cut Off)
The Big Bang Theory
So You Think You Can Dance (Not in the top 5 because I'm still bitter about Kayla's loss)
Harper's Island
The United States of Tara
Project Runway (See SYTYCD analysis and replace Kayla with Carol Hannah)
Nip/Tuck (Almost, but not quite) -- Number 5 in 2008
Top Five Albums of 2009
5. Cobra Starship -- "Hot Mess"
Cobra Starship is a band that I have always felt like I should dislike just by the concept alone, but dammit if I don't absolutely love their music. It's just too catchy and fun. And Gabe Saporta? You can tell the guy totally loves what he's doing he. He may be one of douche bag Pete Wentz's BFFs...but it's nice to see him stick to his guns. He knows his music isn't about the seriousness...but the fun. Plus, having Leighton Meester sing the the first single off the album? Ballsy. And so very epic.
4. Rihanna -- "Rated R"
A few years ago when Britney was going through her mental crisis and absolute manic behavior..."Blackout" arrived. It was the diamond in the rough of that period of her life and to me...her best album to date.
To get to my point..."Rated R" is to Rihanna what "Blackout" was to Britney. After the year that Rihanna's had comes this album. Is it heavy? Yes. Do any of the songs scream "Umbrella Part II" (except for parts of "Hard")? Not really. But maybe that's why I love this so much.
"Good Girl Gone Bad" was a fantastic album, but certain songs on it didn't really flow. While a few here don't either...it's still a fantastic listen.
3. Taking Back Sunday -- "New Again"
Love Taking Back Sunday. Love this album. TBS still has yet to disappoint me.
2. The Sounds -- "Crossing the Rubicon"
It may not be "Dying to Say This to You" or a few songs off of "Living in America," but this is still incredible and plays really incredibly well live. And "Beatbox"...Well...Just wait.
1. Lily Allen -- "It's Not Me, It's You"
I. Still. Love. This. Album.
Not only do I love Lily herself...but her music is just so different from anything I listen to. I also love the fact that when she sings she keeps that British accent of hers. I think part of why I love her so much is that when I listen to her...I can close my eyes and just feel like I'm back in London.
But love for Lily aside, I love the song content on this album. From talking about the prescription drug love affair in "Everyone's At It" to culture being shaped by media in "The Fear" this album is just incredible. Every song's different, but cohesive. Want catchy but witty? Check out "Fuck You" (the catchiest chorus on the disc). Ever sat and wondered what God's really like? Try "Him." I love the way that she sings and sounds just so...pleasant...when the lyrics can just be so incredibly dark and thought provoking.
Just...absolute perfection.
Honorable Mentions
Natalie Imbruglia -- "Come to Life"
Allison Iraheta -- "Just Like You"
Kris Allen -- "Self-Titled"
La Roux -- "Self-Titled"
Little Boots -- "Hands"
Honorable Mentions
Little Boots -- "New in Town"
Britney Spears -- "3"
Lily Allen -- "Everyone's At It"
Rihanna -- "Russian Roulette" & "Hard"
Kris Allen -- "Live Like We're Dying"
Kate Voegele -- "99 Times"
Leighton Meester -- "Somebody to Love" & "Body Control"
Cobra Starship is a band that I have always felt like I should dislike just by the concept alone, but dammit if I don't absolutely love their music. It's just too catchy and fun. And Gabe Saporta? You can tell the guy totally loves what he's doing he. He may be one of douche bag Pete Wentz's BFFs...but it's nice to see him stick to his guns. He knows his music isn't about the seriousness...but the fun. Plus, having Leighton Meester sing the the first single off the album? Ballsy. And so very epic.4. Rihanna -- "Rated R"
A few years ago when Britney was going through her mental crisis and absolute manic behavior..."Blackout" arrived. It was the diamond in the rough of that period of her life and to me...her best album to date.To get to my point..."Rated R" is to Rihanna what "Blackout" was to Britney. After the year that Rihanna's had comes this album. Is it heavy? Yes. Do any of the songs scream "Umbrella Part II" (except for parts of "Hard")? Not really. But maybe that's why I love this so much.
"Good Girl Gone Bad" was a fantastic album, but certain songs on it didn't really flow. While a few here don't either...it's still a fantastic listen.
3. Taking Back Sunday -- "New Again"
Love Taking Back Sunday. Love this album. TBS still has yet to disappoint me.2. The Sounds -- "Crossing the Rubicon"
It may not be "Dying to Say This to You" or a few songs off of "Living in America," but this is still incredible and plays really incredibly well live. And "Beatbox"...Well...Just wait.1. Lily Allen -- "It's Not Me, It's You"
I. Still. Love. This. Album.Not only do I love Lily herself...but her music is just so different from anything I listen to. I also love the fact that when she sings she keeps that British accent of hers. I think part of why I love her so much is that when I listen to her...I can close my eyes and just feel like I'm back in London.
But love for Lily aside, I love the song content on this album. From talking about the prescription drug love affair in "Everyone's At It" to culture being shaped by media in "The Fear" this album is just incredible. Every song's different, but cohesive. Want catchy but witty? Check out "Fuck You" (the catchiest chorus on the disc). Ever sat and wondered what God's really like? Try "Him." I love the way that she sings and sounds just so...pleasant...when the lyrics can just be so incredibly dark and thought provoking.
Just...absolute perfection.
Honorable Mentions
Natalie Imbruglia -- "Come to Life"
Allison Iraheta -- "Just Like You"
Kris Allen -- "Self-Titled"
La Roux -- "Self-Titled"
Little Boots -- "Hands"
Top Five Singles of 2009
5. La Roux -- "Bulletproof"
Go ahead. I dare you not to move a single muscle listening to this song. Sure, this was the year that I fell in love with "Eurotrash" (AKA what I call European pop music), but this song would still be fantastic if I hadn't. Pure originality.
Best Lyric: I'm not turned off to love until it's cheap.
4. Metric -- "Help, I'm Alive"
Blogged about this (and many of the other things) on this blog already. Love the lyrics. Love the music. Etc. Etc.
Best Lyric: Help I'm alive/My heart keeps beating like a hammer.
3. Little Boots -- "Remedy"
Love the remix of this...the radio remix. The album version is still good, but the radio remix is just...harder and more dancier.
Best Lyric: Spin me faster like a kaleidoscope/All I've got's the floor./Yeah, you can try but I've found the antidote,/Music is the cure.
2. Lily Allen -- "The Fear"
See above, thank you very much.
Best Lyric: Forget about guns and forget ammunition/Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission./Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner/And everything's cool as long as I’m gettin thinner.
1. The Sounds -- "Beatbox"
While Rubicon is a good album and all...this is, by far, the best offering on the entire thing...and comes THIS close to beating out "Queen of Apology" as my favorite Sounds song. From it's beat, so the lyrics, it's just TOO damn catchy. Whenever it comes on and I'm in my car, it's the one song that no matter what mood I'm in, I MUST dance to. LOVE IT.
Best Lyric: So turn it up and break it down./Come on bring that beatbox back./Tell me do you feel it?
Go ahead. I dare you not to move a single muscle listening to this song. Sure, this was the year that I fell in love with "Eurotrash" (AKA what I call European pop music), but this song would still be fantastic if I hadn't. Pure originality.
Best Lyric: I'm not turned off to love until it's cheap.
4. Metric -- "Help, I'm Alive"
Blogged about this (and many of the other things) on this blog already. Love the lyrics. Love the music. Etc. Etc.
Best Lyric: Help I'm alive/My heart keeps beating like a hammer.
3. Little Boots -- "Remedy"
Love the remix of this...the radio remix. The album version is still good, but the radio remix is just...harder and more dancier.
Best Lyric: Spin me faster like a kaleidoscope/All I've got's the floor./Yeah, you can try but I've found the antidote,/Music is the cure.
2. Lily Allen -- "The Fear"
See above, thank you very much.
Best Lyric: Forget about guns and forget ammunition/Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission./Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner/And everything's cool as long as I’m gettin thinner.
1. The Sounds -- "Beatbox"
While Rubicon is a good album and all...this is, by far, the best offering on the entire thing...and comes THIS close to beating out "Queen of Apology" as my favorite Sounds song. From it's beat, so the lyrics, it's just TOO damn catchy. Whenever it comes on and I'm in my car, it's the one song that no matter what mood I'm in, I MUST dance to. LOVE IT.
Best Lyric: So turn it up and break it down./Come on bring that beatbox back./Tell me do you feel it?
Honorable Mentions
Little Boots -- "New in Town"
Britney Spears -- "3"
Lily Allen -- "Everyone's At It"
Rihanna -- "Russian Roulette" & "Hard"
Kris Allen -- "Live Like We're Dying"
Kate Voegele -- "99 Times"
Leighton Meester -- "Somebody to Love" & "Body Control"
Top Concerts of 2009
No Doubt
It was like a flashback to the 90's. A GOOD flashback to the 90's.
Plus, hello?! Gwen Stefani totally looks like she hasn't aged a day since then, let alone had two kids.
The Sounds
Worth the shotgun trip to Pittsburgh and being exhausted the next day.
Front row, bitches.
One of the best experiences of my entire life. Even if I couldn't hear properly for a good three weeks afterwards.
Britney Spears
I vowed to shut up about her for awhile. Especially since this concert got it's own post wayyyyy back in March (or maybe it was April).
It was like a flashback to the 90's. A GOOD flashback to the 90's.
Plus, hello?! Gwen Stefani totally looks like she hasn't aged a day since then, let alone had two kids.
The Sounds
Worth the shotgun trip to Pittsburgh and being exhausted the next day.
Front row, bitches.
One of the best experiences of my entire life. Even if I couldn't hear properly for a good three weeks afterwards.
Britney Spears
I vowed to shut up about her for awhile. Especially since this concert got it's own post wayyyyy back in March (or maybe it was April).
Top Five Music Videos of 2009
5. Kate Voegele -- "99 Times"
4. Britney Spears -- "3"
3. Rihanna -- "Russian Roulette"
2. Lily Allen -- "The Fear"
1. The Sounds -- "Beatbox"
4. Britney Spears -- "3"
3. Rihanna -- "Russian Roulette"
2. Lily Allen -- "The Fear"
1. The Sounds -- "Beatbox"
Top Five Books of 2009
5. Sarah Dessen -- "Along for the Ride"
After the so-so "Lock and Key" of last year...Dessen was back with "Along for the Ride." Love her stuff.
4. Russell Brand -- "My Booky Wook"
Russell Brand is just so incredibly ridiculous, which is why I love him so much. And after reading Booky Wook (which gets a spot on my 2009 list because it was released in the US in 2009 (even though the Brits had it long before)), it only helped me understand who he is and why he is the way he is.
3. Jane Austen & Seth Grahame Smith-- "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"
In a year saturated with werewolves and vampires...it was nice for the zombie to finally get it's day in the sun. And I LOVE the mashup of classic literature with something so different.
2. Jeff Lindsay -- "Dexter by Design"
Some people disliked Lindsay's third Dexter novel...and while I can say it wasn't my favorite, it was nice to get a perspective on where Dex's "Dark Passenger" came from.
But alas, that was Lindsay's last novel and this was Lindsay's latest novel. I love how Dexter's teaching Cody and Astor all about how to be good "little monsters" and that Deb knows who Dexter is. Plus, the killer in this book? Creating human art out of cadavers and the woman in France cutting her leg off for an exhibit? So wrong and disgusting...but somehow so very right.
In an oversaturated crime genre, Lindsay's still a breath of fresh air.
Now when do I get another novel from you, Tess Gerritsen?!
1. Megan McCafferty -- "Perfect Fifths"
Pure perfection. After reading all McCafferty's Jessica Darling novels, this was the absolute best way to end the series. A bit up in the air, but still finalized. I loved it. Loved it. And while I'm sad to know that McCafferty's hung up her Jess Darling for good, I'm thrilled with the way that she went out...a classic.
Honorable Mention
Michael Ian Black -- "My Custom Van" (Not only was his essay about opening a scented candle shop fabulous...no one else but Black could write an essay called "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow" and possibly ever get away with it as shamelessly as he does.
After the so-so "Lock and Key" of last year...Dessen was back with "Along for the Ride." Love her stuff.4. Russell Brand -- "My Booky Wook"
Russell Brand is just so incredibly ridiculous, which is why I love him so much. And after reading Booky Wook (which gets a spot on my 2009 list because it was released in the US in 2009 (even though the Brits had it long before)), it only helped me understand who he is and why he is the way he is.3. Jane Austen & Seth Grahame Smith-- "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"
In a year saturated with werewolves and vampires...it was nice for the zombie to finally get it's day in the sun. And I LOVE the mashup of classic literature with something so different.2. Jeff Lindsay -- "Dexter by Design"
Some people disliked Lindsay's third Dexter novel...and while I can say it wasn't my favorite, it was nice to get a perspective on where Dex's "Dark Passenger" came from.But alas, that was Lindsay's last novel and this was Lindsay's latest novel. I love how Dexter's teaching Cody and Astor all about how to be good "little monsters" and that Deb knows who Dexter is. Plus, the killer in this book? Creating human art out of cadavers and the woman in France cutting her leg off for an exhibit? So wrong and disgusting...but somehow so very right.
In an oversaturated crime genre, Lindsay's still a breath of fresh air.
Now when do I get another novel from you, Tess Gerritsen?!
1. Megan McCafferty -- "Perfect Fifths"
Pure perfection. After reading all McCafferty's Jessica Darling novels, this was the absolute best way to end the series. A bit up in the air, but still finalized. I loved it. Loved it. And while I'm sad to know that McCafferty's hung up her Jess Darling for good, I'm thrilled with the way that she went out...a classic.Honorable Mention
Michael Ian Black -- "My Custom Van" (Not only was his essay about opening a scented candle shop fabulous...no one else but Black could write an essay called "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow" and possibly ever get away with it as shamelessly as he does.
Top Idols of 2009
I sat down and fully inteded to rank them...but screw it. I just can't. I love each of those listed below for very different reasons...and to rank them just seems wrong for some reason.
I sat down and fully inteded to rank them...but screw it. I just can't. I love each of those listed below for very different reasons...and to rank them just seems wrong for some reason.
Chelsea Handler
Maja Ivarrson
Leigton Meester
Britney Spears
Jenna Jameson
Lily Allen
Maja Ivarrson
Leigton Meester
Britney Spears
Jenna Jameson
Lily Allen
Top Five Boys of 2009
5. Russell Brand
Brand really should be an addition to my Dirty Pretty Boy's blog post because he fits that title perfectly. Plus he's British. I really don't get it. He looks so...friggen weird. But dammit. I can't help it. It's that ridiculously witty charm of his.
4. Michael C. Hall
Number 3 in 2008
Still a fucking terrific actor.
3. Mike Rowe
I've just realized that three of my five "Boys of 2009" are definately not boys. I don't know when my older guy thing started (it's been there for awhile, it must have just really manifested itself this year), but jeez. Mike Rowe. I don't know why. I don't know what possesses me to declare in front of anyone whenever a Mike Rowe Ford commercial comes on, "There's my boyfriend." I don't know why I've said this so much that my mom had a dream where she told Mike Rowe I wanted to marry him. And I don't know why none of this embarrasses me.
2. David Duchovny
It's got to be my obsession with The X-Files. I certainly don't watch "Californication" (don't need to get hooked on another show). But Duchovny is...Duchovny.
1. Jason Segel
Number 5 in 2008
For real. Are you surprised? For real?
And I've said this before, but it's gone unanswered. Jason Segel, will you just freaking marry me already?
Brand really should be an addition to my Dirty Pretty Boy's blog post because he fits that title perfectly. Plus he's British. I really don't get it. He looks so...friggen weird. But dammit. I can't help it. It's that ridiculously witty charm of his.4. Michael C. Hall
Number 3 in 2008
Still a fucking terrific actor.3. Mike Rowe
I've just realized that three of my five "Boys of 2009" are definately not boys. I don't know when my older guy thing started (it's been there for awhile, it must have just really manifested itself this year), but jeez. Mike Rowe. I don't know why. I don't know what possesses me to declare in front of anyone whenever a Mike Rowe Ford commercial comes on, "There's my boyfriend." I don't know why I've said this so much that my mom had a dream where she told Mike Rowe I wanted to marry him. And I don't know why none of this embarrasses me.2. David Duchovny
It's got to be my obsession with The X-Files. I certainly don't watch "Californication" (don't need to get hooked on another show). But Duchovny is...Duchovny.1. Jason Segel
Number 5 in 2008
For real. Are you surprised? For real?And I've said this before, but it's gone unanswered. Jason Segel, will you just freaking marry me already?
Top Five Oldies But Goodies of 2009
5. Megan McCafferty -- "Second Helpings"
McCafferty placed on this year's Top Books...but this is my favorite book from her Jessica Darling series. The novel came at a pivetol time when I was in high school and my dark humor/sarcastic edge was just fighting to get out. Unfortunately, I kept mine tampered down, unlike Jess...but she was one of the first literary characters that I could wholeheartedly relate to. And this book struck something so deep in me. It's still my favorite today.
4. Lily Allen -- "Alright, Still"
Could she be anymore tongue in cheek?
3. Chelsea Handler's "My Horizontal Life" and "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea"
Hilarious and literally laugh out loud funny.
2. Stone Temple Pilots
Still loving "Tiny Music" and the fact that Sarah Michelle Gellar was in their "Sour Girl" video (with some super creepy bunnies). And the video for "Lady Picture Show" is totally one of my favorites.
1. The X-Files
I can't say anyone should be shocked. Watching this show was how I spent quite a bit of my year. So I won't tell you why I love it. And I won't bore you. But it's number one. And I still love it oh so much...
McCafferty placed on this year's Top Books...but this is my favorite book from her Jessica Darling series. The novel came at a pivetol time when I was in high school and my dark humor/sarcastic edge was just fighting to get out. Unfortunately, I kept mine tampered down, unlike Jess...but she was one of the first literary characters that I could wholeheartedly relate to. And this book struck something so deep in me. It's still my favorite today.4. Lily Allen -- "Alright, Still"
Could she be anymore tongue in cheek?3. Chelsea Handler's "My Horizontal Life" and "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea"
Hilarious and literally laugh out loud funny.2. Stone Temple Pilots
Still loving "Tiny Music" and the fact that Sarah Michelle Gellar was in their "Sour Girl" video (with some super creepy bunnies). And the video for "Lady Picture Show" is totally one of my favorites.1. The X-Files
I can't say anyone should be shocked. Watching this show was how I spent quite a bit of my year. So I won't tell you why I love it. And I won't bore you. But it's number one. And I still love it oh so much...
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