Showing posts with label Pure Genius. Show all posts
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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Ultimates of 2013

Blogging continued to decrease. I blame this entirely on the fact that I now work a full time job, go to grad school part time and spend part of the week volunteering. I barely have enough time to think, let alone write for my own purposes. Nevertheless, here's my countdown of all the things I loved most in 2013.

Top 5 Movies

5. The Conjuring
I loved how vintage this movie felt. It was well acted and pretty creepy too. Plus, I love Vera Farmiga, so it was fabulous to see her in this film.

4. We're the Millers
I wasn't expecting this movie to be as funny as it was. I can go either way on Jason Sudeikis, but really didn't mind him in this. Mad props go out to seeing Nick Offerman in a summer flick. Love, love, love him.

3. American Hustle
By far, this was the best acted film I saw in 2013. The cast was absolutely stellar. Parts of it seemed somewhat slower to me and I did get confused, but I blame that on myself and not the film. The more that I read about it, the more I respect it. Christian Bale adlibbed many of his lines and gained 40 pounds for this role. Is there anything he won't do??

2. This Is The End & The World's End
Ah...the two end of the world films and both were hilarious.

On one hand, you have This Is The End where Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Co. played amped up versions of themselves. So many things should have not worked, but they so did. Mad props to Michael Cera who placed the absolute opposite of who he appears to be in real life with hilarious results.

On the other hand, you have the end of the Cornetto Trilogy with The World's End. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost played opposite of the roles they had in both Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz...plus Martin Freeman stuck around this time. A bittersweet, funny ending to these great buddy films.

1. Prisoners & The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire amped up the first Hunger Games movie and made me fall in love with the book series all over again. Catching Fire has been my favorite of the three books, so I was so excited to see it on the big screen. Jennifer Lawrence is obviously settled into playing Katniss and the success of the first film meant a larger budget that could be spent on much more impressive effects. Is this movie going to solve world hunger? No. But it sure as hell was entertaining.

Prisoners, on the other hand, was something I didn't expect. It was hard as hell to watch and wonderfully shot. Hugh Jackman was wonderful as he always seems to be, but it was Jake Gyllenhaal who surprised the hell out of me. Gyllenhaal has been an actor I've loved ever since the first time I watched Donnie Darko as a teenager, but some of his roles as of late had been somewhat questionable. Prisoners re-cemented him as one of my favorites and made me feel stupid for ever doubting him in the first place.

Top 10 TV Shows


10. Face Off
I love this SyFy reality series. It is absolutely incredible to me how much these amazing artists can accomplish in just a few days. Had I known a career like this had been possible, I would have probably found a way to pursue it when I was still trying to figure out what the hell to do with my life.

9. Parks and Recreation
Parks and Rec came into my life a little bit late, I realize, but dammit, do I love it. For awhile (mainly her SNL days), Amy Pohler always struck me as somewhat abrasive, but Parks and Rec really managed to make me change my mind about her. This cast is stellar, from Pohler to Nick Offerman to Chris Pratt...I can't say enough.

8. Arrested Development
Arrested Development made its big return this year and you either loved or hated the new format. At first, I was so mixed about it, but after watching the episodes over again, I've decided that I love it. The gags don't pay off always on the first viewing, but when rewatched, they're worth it. Sure, you have to give it time, but when fans have been waiting for it to make its grand return for so many years, why not give it a bit of time?

7. The Colbert Report
I. Love. Stephen. Colbert. He is one of the most hilarious comedians in the business and the character he dives into for the show is absolutely wonderful. The Daft Punk snafu that resulted in the "Get Lucky" video with Bryan Cranston and Jeff Bridges alone was pure genius.

6. The League
As someone who doesn't really get Fantasy Football, I put off watching The League, thinking that I wouldn't be able to follow the show...turns out that it doesn't really matter. This cast is so strong and works so well together, that I find that the FF aspect really only ties these characters together, it doesn't guide them. From the Krampus episode to Taco selling food out of a creeped out van, you have to give this show credit...it's got balls.


5. How I Met Your Mother
HIMYM and I have been on somewhat shaky ground. While I don't love the way that they've done this final season (over the course of one weekend...what were they thinking???), I love the fact that we've found out who the mother is and that we get to "get to know her" so to speak. The pacing may irritate me, but the mother payoff has been worth it, so therefore, it places.

4. American Horror Story: Coven
After the hot mess (and I don't mean that in a good way) that was AHS: Asylum, I was somewhat unsure of what to think of Ryan Murphy's latest outing of the show. I should have known better. With it's revamped series every cycle, the show is fresh. I love Coven (not as much as the first season of the show, but it's pretty damn close) and once again, the cast is amazing. Here's to hoping the next season can keep the momentum of this one.

3. Orphan Black
Oh BBC America...what a gem you found when you picked this series up from Canada. Tatiana Maslany is one hell of an actress. How she can keep all her different clone characters separate and unique is astounding and she deserves way more love from the awards shows than she's received. Plus the ridiculous glue gun torture scene in Season 1? Funny, but awful.

2. The Walking Dead
This is still the only show I watch live and don't watch later via my DVR. I get a kick out of screaming at the TV and pacing while it's on. This past year, I started reading the graphic novels the show is based on and this has made me appreciate the show all the more. It's been wonderful to see plots in the graphic novels played out, even if they do get remixed from time to time. Plus Andrew Lincoln at Rick Grimes? He does crazy real well...and looks better the dirtier he gets.

1. Bates Motel
When the premise of this show first arrived, I was really kind of "ehh" about it. Psycho is the best slasher film (in my opinion) to ever shock audiences. It was ballsy -- killing its' biggest star off halfway through the film. Therefore, I didn't know how a prequel was going to work out, especially since they were going to modernize it. I never should have questioned it. Vera Farmiga and Freddie Highmore are so fantastic as Norma and Norman Bates and it's been wonderful to watch Norman start to spiral out of control. I also love the Season 1 storyline with the human trafficking and the strangeness that is the town. Very Twin Peaks and very creepy. When Norman Bates isn't the creepiest thing going on your town, well then you've got a show.

Honorable Mentions: 2 Broke Girls, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, Brooklyn 99, Dexter, Drunk History, Hostages, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Middle, New Girl, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance


Top 5 British TV Shows

5. Luther
Not gonna lie...still haven't seen all of this last season, but what I have has been impressive. Idris Elba is a fantastic actor and I hope they make another series of the show.

4. Backchat
Jack Whitehall is a comedian who I knew from other British shows I'd watched, but Backchat, which he hosts with his 70-year-old father is what really cemented him as someone to be reckoned with. I love the interaction the two of them have, whether they're interviewing Bear Grylls (and not letting him hold a puppy) or quizzing on new terms of the year (Michael thought a selfie was something much, much worse than it is and accused his son of doing it frequently). When the guy who's the stand up comedian is playing the straight man to the guy who was an agent for years...one doesn't wonder where Jack got his sense of humor from.

3. Nevermind the Buzzcocks
This music quiz show hit my radar last year and was just as amusing in its run during this past year. I love the format of the host changing every week (along with the team guests), but what really wins me over every week is the back and forth between Phil and Noel.

2. The IT Crowd
The IT Crowd bid its final farewell with a special episode this past year and it was a fitting ending for the series. It was lovely to see the cast together for one last time and get a sendoff instead of leaving fans wondering what happened to those characters.

1. The Fall
Genius. Absolute genius. From the story line to the acting, this show blew me away. When I first started watching this on Netflix, I knew that the serial killer looked familiar and upon realizing it was Jamie Dornan, the hipster sheriff from Once Upon a Time, I really wanted to stick around. Dornan doesn't look like your typical serial killer. Also, Gillian Anderson as a police detective? May not be Agent Scully, but it still feels right. I am hoping, hoping, hoping that they continue this series, especially since Dornan was cast as Christian in 50 Shades of Grey.


Top 5 Albums

5. Ellie Goulding ~ Halcyon Days &
Fall Out Boy ~ Save Rock & Roll
Ellie Goulding solidified herself for me as the British Queen of EDM. Her voice is haunting, her beats are catchy and she's just wonderful.
FOB, on the other hand, returned from a hiatus and made an album way better than their last which had some really catchy songs on it. It also had some pretty "meh" songs on it, but we'll forgive those for the time being.

4. Justin Timberlake ~ The 20/20 Experience
I have a problem with this album...and it's with the length of the songs. When a song clocking in at 4 and a half minutes is one of the shortest on your album, we need to talk about editing. While Timberlake's two albums have some real moments on them that are great (and really bring to mind Frank Sinatra), cutting some of the filler at the end would have won me over quite a bit. Also, I'm going to point out that I thought "TKO" was "tea kettle" and refuse to sing it any other way now.

3. The Sounds ~ Weekend
I'll admit that I didn't fall in love with The Sounds last album entirely, but Weekend made up for it. While it's not as upbeat and full of dance songs as previous albums, I love it for what it is. It feels like the band have grown with me and for where I am in my life, I can appreciate Weekend more.

2. Britney Spears ~ Britney Jean
Where Timberlake's album was too long, Britney's suffered from the opposite problem: It was too short. Everyone argues that it's not "personal" which she promised and critics want to call it a bomb, but I tell the haters to simply piss off. Britney Jean is an album that's out to promote her 2 year residency in Las Vegas, which is something practically unheard of for any other 32 year old artist. Rolling Stone made a fantastic point that Britney's albums leading up to Blackout and from Blackout and beyond are two fantastic catalogues for a pop star, and the fact that they came from one artist is to be respected. Love her or hate her, I don't care. Britney is still Godney to me and my 2014 resolution is to see her in Vegas.

1. Lorde ~ Pure Heroine
The first time that I heard "Royals" I hated it. The second time that I heard "Royals"....I hated it still. But as the time went on, the song won me over, especially once I started listening to the lyrics. After Pure Heroine was released, I read the reviews from the critics and decided to take a chance on it...it's a gamble I haven't regretted. Lorde, for being only 17, has crafted a wickedly amazing album. Her voice is superb...and she reminds me of a young Fiona Apple (without all the anger). I cannot wait to see where her career takes her, because I think it's only up from here.

Top 5 Singles

5. Katy B ~ "5 AM"
Katy B is a British artist whose music is catchy as hell and really fun to listen to.


4. Ellie Goulding ~ "Burn"
Her music may not always been "complicated" but it's fun and she's finally getting the moment she deserves.


3. The Sounds ~ "Animal"
The best track off of Weekend, I dare you not to move to its beat. It's impossible.


2. Lily Allen ~ "Hard Out Here"
Thank Baby Jesus, Lily Allen is back in the music business!!! If "Hard Out Here" is any indication, we're in for a hell of an album. Seems her hiatus for family time has been fabulous for her.


1. Britney Spears ~ "Work Bitch" &
Lorde ~ "Team"
Britney created pure EDM magic. Is the song life changing? No, but it sure as hell is fun.
Lorde's "Team" is lyrically above anything else this year. How she writes so well at 17 is terrifying.


 Top Concert

Marina & the Diamonds
Finally got to see Marina!!! 
While I didn't love all the 13 year old girls who were there because she had one song featured on Glee, I did love finally getting to see her live. Her voice is amazing and her show was wonderful. Love, love, loved it.

Top 5 Books

5. Jeff Lindsay ~ Dexter's Final Cut
Jeff Lindsay FINALLY did what "Dexter" did years ago a la Rita, but that ending?
UNREAL.

4. Koethi Zan ~ The Never List
This novel was really quite haunting. Two friends who pride themselves on being safe are abducted and after one of them escapes, nothing is ever the same. Kind of proves that you can live your life safely by the book, but sometimes that doesn't matter. Evil can find you no matter how prepared you are for it.

3. The Walking Dead Graphic Novels
Reading these has been wonderful. It's fantastic to see the characters the way the were originally written. For example, hate Andrea on the show...love her in the graphic novels. Really excited to read more of them in the future.

2. Jenny Lawson ~ Let's Pretend This Never Happened
EDIT: Added: Him and Me ~ Jack and Michael Whitehall
Michelle recommended Jenny Lawson's book to me and it's absolutely hilarious. I started reading it at work and had to stop, because my non-stop laughter got annoying to everyone around me. Lawson's childhood is unreal and the stuff her dad put her through is awful, but wonderful.

Jack and Michael Whitehall's book was also hilarious. Alternating point of views between chapters, they tell stories of Jack's childhood with comments sprinkled throughout. It's obvious the two of them are close, but that their lives together has been incredibly hilarious as well.

1. Allie Brosh ~ Hyperbole and a Half
Last year, Michelle called me early in the morning and insisted that I read Hyperbole and a Half, the blog. I loved it. It was hilarious and wonderful...and then Brosh disappeared, only to reappear with two very personal posts about depression which were incredibly powerful. This past year, she released her book and it is just as funny and heartfelt as her blog. I wish her the best and hope she continues blogging in the future.


Top Idols

Britney Spears
(for putting the haters aside, letting her toughest critic and biggest competition be herself and for heading to Vegas so that she can spend more time with her boys), Jennifer Lawrence (for her refreshing honesty and not allowing Hollywood to dull her shine), Cheryl Cole, Lily Allen (for re-emerging into music after taking a well deserved break), Marina Dimandis, Ellie Goulding, and Kate Middleton (for being class all the way through pregnancy and her emergence into motherhood, plus fashion-wise, she's pretty much my idol).

Top 5 Boys

5. Jason Segel
I can't bring myself to kick him off this list, but he's starting to slide for me. He needs to go back to writing and stop acting in films with Cameron Dias.

4. Andrew Lincoln & Norman Reedus
When I first watched TWD, Norman Reedus was my favorite actor on the show. While I love what he's done with his character and how he acts outside the show, it's Andrew Lincoln who's started to steal the show for me. Crazy looks good on him and if he shaves his beard, I will not be pleased.

3. Jack Whitehall
So he's posh, isn't he? It helps that he's funny as hell. I admire how much he's done with his dad the past year and hope that he doesn't let them shit all over Bad Education when they re-make it for pilot season in the States. If anyone can save it, it should be Jack.

2. Jake Gyllenhaal
Thank God he took a darker turn in Prisoners. Welcome back.

1.  Michael Fassbender
Seriously. Just look at him. I shouldn't have to say a damn thing and I won't. His face (and his personality) say it all.


Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Art Nouveau & Alphonse Mucha
I really became rather infatuated with Mucha's work, so much that I have three prints to hang in my apartment in the near future.

4. The X-Files
Happy 20th Anniversary X-Files! You're still as wonderful today as you were then.

3. Shaun of the Dead & Hot Fuzz
These films are still as funny as they were years ago and I hope that Pegg, Frost, and Winter work together again in the future.

2. London
If I could leave tomorrow and stay there forever, I would.

1.Psycho & Alfred Hitchcock
The first time I saw Psycho, I enjoyed it, but it didn't really amaze me...
But with some time and after doing some reading, I now love it and appreciate it for all it's worth. Hitchcock was kind of a creep, but what he did for film is really impressive. I also loved the fact that when Psycho came out, Hitchcock told the theatres not to admit anyone late so that the surprises wouldn't be ruined. In a time where gore seems to reign supreme in horror, Hitchcock made a black and white slasher flick that's just as powerful today as it was back then.


Top 5 Nail Polish Colors

5. OPI Malaga Wine
(Top Left)

4.OPI I Saw, You Saw, We Saw Warsaw
(Top Right)

3. OPI I Haven't the Foggiest
(Bottom Right)

2. OPI Honey Ryder &
China Glaze Up All Night
(Honey Ryder ~ Bottom Center; Up All Night ~ Bottom Left)

1. OPI Alcatraz Rocks
(Top Center)

Ted Bundy True Crime Award

Amanda Knox
Knox doesn't get this credit for being someone inspiring, she gets it for being involved in an interesting case. While I don't believe she had any part of killing Meredith Kircher, I don't think she's very likable. As someone who studied abroad, after reading her book, I couldn't believe how naive and stupid she was at times. Her book only solidified my belief in her innocence, but I don't necessarily think it made her easy to relate to either. The Italian court is trying (again) to convict her, but here's to hoping the second verdict sticks...so that she can seemingly just disappear for good.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ultimate Top Fives of 2011

Apparently my blogging only got worse compared to last year...but...oh well. C'est la vie, I suppose.

Without further ado, here's this year's Ultimate Top Five List for 2011...notice that I've jumped the TV category from 5 to 10. I realized this year how much I absolutely love TV shows. There were way too many good ones to pick just five.

And...begin.

Top 5 Movies




5. Crazy Stupid Love
Ryan Gosling?  Check.  Ryan Gosling shirtless?  Double check.
This movie was so good on so many levels.  It could have wavered into sappy chick flick territory, but it did a fantastic job steering clear of that.  Well written, amazing cast...'nough said.

4. Super 8
I am pretty much in love with everything that J. J. Abrams does, so it's no wonder that I loved this movie.  It had a Cloverfield vibe to it, but way more heart.

3. Horrible Bosses
I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was for this movie to come out.  Charlie Day AND Jason Bateman?  Jennifer Aniston playing against character?  Co-written by the one and only John Francis Daley? This movie totally didn't let down.  Only Charlie Day could make accidently breathing in copious amounts of cocaine on accident look like a blast.

2. The Muppets
Two of my favorite things in the world in one movie: The Muppets and Jason Segel.  Plus all those cameos (most importantly Jim Parsons!!!) and total campiness?  I loved this movie.  It made me feel like I was ten all over again.  Plus, I was totally the oldest kid there with their mom.  I should get points for that.

1. Bridesmaids
For a brief second, I had The Muppets taking the Number 1 spot under movies, but this one quickly knocked it out of the way.  Kristin Wiig deserves serious points for co-writing what was the absolute smartest and most heartfelt comedy of the year.  I found myself crying during Bridesmaids both out of happiness and sadness.  This movie perfectly captured so much of what I was feeling this year.  Perfection.

Honorable Mentions: 
Scream 4 (...The killer reveal was just too simple)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Those mermaids were so badass)


Top 10 TV Shows




10. 2 Broke Girls
Kat Dennings won me over in Nick & Norah's Playlist as one of my absolute favorite literary characters come to life.  In this show, she has such epic comedic chemistry with Beth Behrs...that it only solidified the year that the girl comediennes proved they can do it just as well, if not better, than the dudes.

9. Raising Hope
HM in 2010 
This show makes me feel like my family is not the weirdest one out there.  It's nice to be reminded.

8. Bones
Number 5 in 2009, HM in 2010
Congrats to Emily Deschanel for getting knocked up by her husband Rickity Cricket David Hornsby, forcing the Bones writers to FINALLY go there with Booth & Brennan.  I love how much heart this show has for being a one hour crime procedural.

7. The Big Bang Theory
 Number 1 in 2010
Can we just discuss how thrilled I am that this show is syndicated finally?  It doesn't matter that I've seen every episode and have every past season on DVD, I'll still replay them over and over and over.  This cast is  fabulous and I seriously loved Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki.

6. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Number 2 in 2008, Number 4 in 2009, Number 1 in 2010
This show may have placed a little lower, but finding out Mac's name this week kicked it back up.  Really, Sunny still has done no wrong -- it's still amazing -- but there were so many other amazing shows to come out this year.  A few more high school reunions could kick this show back up to the top next year.

5. Awkward
Awkward is the only remaining thing that MTV has going for it.  For anyone who mourns the fact that My So-Called life was so short lived...check this show out.  It's so well written and well cast.  High school Jenna reminds me of high school me -- but with way more guts.  It's honest and heartbreaking and hilarious.

4. How I Met Your Mother
Number 4 in 2008, Number 3 in 2009, Number 4 in 2010
How I Met Your Mother can thank it's gain in this year's competition to the one and only Mr. Jason Segel.  I mean, we all knew that I loved him, but this past season he finally got some moments to stop being the comediac foil.  By doing the ballsy thing by killing off Marshall's dad, they elevated this show to another level -- one that made its characters flawed and way more human.  Last season made me fall in love with this show all over again.

3. New Girl
This cast is seriously amazing.  Sure, we all know Zoey Deschanel is quirky and all that...but her fellow castmates are just as (if not more) stellar than she is.  Plus has anyone else taken a really good look at Jake Johnson?  Um...I'd be all over that, thanks.

2. The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead got a little wordy this season so far...but then it also has been completely game changing. Shooting Carl in the first episode of season 2?  Shane being a total psycho?  Little girl zombies?  And can we just discuss my absolute favorite character -- Daryl Dixon -- for just a few moments?  This guy in ONE EPISODE fell off a horse, fell down a cliff, had an arrow go through his stomach, climbed cliff to get to the top, FELL DOWN THE CLIFF AGAIN, hallucinated, woke up to find a zombie gnawing on his shoe, pulled the arrow that was stuck in him out and then shot the zombie gnawing on his shoe in the head, ate a raw squirrel, wore zombie ears as a necklace, climbed back up said hill, walked back through the woods and upon returning back to camp got SHOT IN THE HEAD...but even more amazingly SURVIVED?  I would watch anything with Norman Reedus' Dixon in it.  He is pure genius...and probably the only one of those people who I'd want to hang out with during a zombie apocalypse.  (He could actually bathe though.  I would appreciate that.)

1. American Horror Story
Bear with me for a minute.  This will go full circle.
Last year was the year that Glee got shitty.
This year was the year that Glee somehow surpassed shittiness and turned into one of the worst television programs ever (which is a shame because its first season was so good).
The same thing happened with Nip/Tuck for a year while Ryan Murphy was filming Running with Scissors...then again when he left to go work on Eat Pray Love and Glee.
So I was wondering, "What the hell is Ryan Murphy working on that is making his current work so terrible?"

Because I've uncovered a formula:
Ryan Murphy putting all his effort into one program = Gold
Ryan Murphy putting his effort into a new program thus abandoning old gems = Shitty old programs...with whatever he's working on usually being pretty epic

Then I got my answer as to what he'd been spending his time on:
American Horror Story

And holy shit.  Ryan Murphy can abandon Glee now as much as he wants because this show is incredible.  It surpasses even Nip/Tuck in disgustingness at times (which I never thought was possible).  The cast of AHS deserves numerous gold stars -- especially Jessica Lange, Connie Britton and Evan Peters (who is my favorite character and now I feel incredibly guilty because he's gone from being someone you feel genuine sympathy for...then discover he's practically the devil -- and how can someone like that be someone you still really like???).  This show has so many twists and turns...and I hope that Murphy can keep up it up to the high bar that it's set at.

Honorable Mentions: 
Dexter (Not as good since the Trinity season) - Number 1 in 2008 and 2009, Number 5 in 2010
 Once Upon a Time
So You Think You Can Dance
 The Middle
Project Runway
The Killing (This would have made the Top 10 hadn't it been for that ending...)

So over…Glee

Top 5 Albums




5. Taking Back Sunday – Taking Back Sunday
“New Again” Number 3 Album of 2009
Taking Back Sunday somehow never seem to disappoint me.

4. Florence + the Machine – Ceremonials
“Lungs” was 2010’s Number 3 Album
Love, love, love her voice.

3. Alkaline Trio – Damnesia
The last few Alkaline Trio albums have bummed me out as they've failed to hit me as hard as their earlier work.  Damnesia went back to those earlier albums and stripped songs down that I'd loved so much to begin with by putting an acoustic twist on them.  This album was smart and it made me fall in love with Alkaline Trio all over again.

2. Amy Winehouse – Lioness: Hidden Treasures
RIP to one of the greatest singers of my generation.
This album may not be as personal as Back to Black but it's just as powerful.  It serves as a reminder of the type of artist that Amy was and shows the world what it'll be forever missing from now on.

1. Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Adele – 21
Two completely different artists and albums, but I refuse to pick between them -- especially since the two of them have such respect for one another.

On one hand you have Britney who has made one of the best albums of her career.  It's pop with a European flair and it makes you just want to get up and dance.

On the other hand you have Adele -- who let's just admit it -- owned the entire year musically.  Her album is so personal (it made me absolutely lose it on the way to work this past week) and heartfelt.

These two albums defined my year: upbeat but serious.  I couldn't have found two better albums.

Honorable Mentions:
The Sounds – Better Off Dead -“Crossing the Rubicon” Number 2 Album 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Song of 2009, Top Concert 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Video 2009
Ryan Adams – Ashes and Fire - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals’ “Cardinology” Number 2 Album of 2008
blink-182 – Neighborhoods
Cobra Starship – Night Shades - “Hot Mess” Number 5 Album in 2009, Number 3 Live Act 2008
Pixie Lott – Young Foolish Happy

Top 5 Singles

5. “Immigrant Song” – Karen O feat. Trent Reznor
This song only amps me up even more for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  I loved this song to begin with...but I love it even more now that Trent Reznor got his hands on it.

4. “Radioactive” – Marina & the Diamonds
“Oh No” was Number 1 Song of 2010
This song is so different from Marina's "Oh No" that it could be from a completely different artist...but it's just as hard hitting.  Love it.

3. “Love You Like a Love Song” – Selena Gomez & the Scene
I know.  Selena Gomez?!  But seriously.  This song...is...perfection.  It's catchy as hell.  Plus, major props to Selena for doing a Britney tribute at her concerts this year...plus she has Pixie Lott on her latest album.  This girl is seriously underrated -- plus she's way too good for Justin Bieber.

2. “Set Fire to the Rain” – Adele
Sure Adele had other songs with way more radio play this year...but this single was the best of any she released.  It's haunting.

1. “I Wanna Go” – Britney Spears
I dare you to find a song catchier than this one.  You won't find one.
Plus the video was pure fabulousness.

Honorable Mentions:
“Hello” – Martin Solveig f. Dragonette
“Nose Over Tail” (Acoustic Version) – Alkaline Trio
“Yeah Yeah Yeah” – The Sounds
“El Paso” – Taking Back Sunday
"In the Dark" -- Dev
"Like Smoke" -- Amy Winehouse


Top Artists




5. Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams returned to form this year with Ashes & Fire.  Amazing.

4. Cheryl Cole
Anyone who's read the post beneath this already gets it.

3. Amy Winehouse

2. Adele

1. Britney Spears
“3” HM Song 2009, Top Concert 2009, “3” Number 4 Video 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Album of 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Video of 2008

Top Concerts
Britney Spears (with Nicki Minaj)
There was only artist that I saw in concert this year: the one and only Britney Spears.
And she was the only concert that I needed.
I spent one epic weekend with Honkus doing a mini-Britney tour on the East Coast, first in Philadelphia where we met Britney herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!) followed by an incredible show in Washington DC.  First and third row seats meant that we were practically IN the show.
I can't even put into words how incredible the whole experience was.
So Honkus, if you ever find yourself reading this, thank you.  It was such a fabulous time and I couldn't have done it with anyone else.  Ever.

Side Note: I also saw Brit in Pittsburgh and while she was great, Nicki didn't open for her...which was a shame.  Because Nicki was amazing.  Instead, we got Pauly D from the Jersey Shore...and after seeing Nicki Minaj, Pauly D was a huge let down.


Top 5 Books




5. We Need to Talk About Kevin – Lionel Shriver
After finding out that this was going to be a movie, I decided that I had to read the book first.  While it took a little bit of a shove to actually get into, it ended up paying off big time.  It was heartbreaking and shocking and a book that more people should read.  Kevin's main plot points are things that everyone should be discussing, not just a few of us.

4. Sisterhood Everlasting – Ann Brashares
I finished the fourth book of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series the night before I flew off to London, so that book has always had a nostalgic hold on my heart.  So when I found out that Brashares had  written a final book I was kind of skeptical.  The fourth book had done such a good job wrapping the series up, what more could she have to say?
I should never have doubted her.
She forced her characters to grow up, which meant that they were once again my age.
Needless to say, fifty pages into the book I was crying.
And I cried through the whole damn thing.
But I loved it.  THIS was the perfect way to end this series.

3. Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead – Neil Strauss
Strauss won be over when he helped Jenna Jameson write one of my favorite autobiographies: How to Make Love to a Porn Star.  So when I found out that he was releasing a book of various interviews he'd done...I was in.  While it wasn't life changing, it was entertaining and a side of some entertainers we never get to see.

2. Devil’s Knot – Mara Leveritt
This book came out a few years ago, but I just found it this year.
Based on the West Memphis Three, Leveritt digs deep into the murders of three Arkansas children and then into the trial that sends three young men to jail -- for a crime -- which I agree with Leveritt -- that they did not commit.  But that...you will read more about at the bottom.

1. In the Woods – Tana French
When I finished French's first novel, I was absolutely furious.
Angry.  Mad.  Almost hateful.
But the more that I got to thinking about it, the more that I actually appreciated this book.
It's been so long since a book brought out that kind of emotion in me that I was almost thankful that she ended that novel the way that she did.
French has released two novels with supporting characters from each taking the protagonistic role...they're just as amazing (but didn't make me as irritated).

Honorable Mentions: 
What Happened to Goodbye? – Sarah Dessen - “Along for the Ride” Number 5 Book 2009
Double Dexter – Jeff Lindsay (I won't lie -- I haven't read this yet.  But I'm assuming it deserves this place) - “Dexter is Delicious” Number 3 in 2010, “Dexter by Design” Number 2 in 2009
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Top 5 Boys




5. Ryan Dunn
RIP to my favorite Jackass cast member.  You'll be missed.

4. Ryan Gosling
Those abs.  That humor.  Ugh.  I hate how much I love him.

3. Charlie Day
Number 4 in 2010
Only Charlie Day can make being totally manic totally attractive.

2. Norman Reedus
I loved Reedus in Boondock Saints...so imagine how thrilled I was when I discovered he was on The Walking Dead.  Reedus partially has to thank his on-screen counterpart Daryl Dixon for this distinction, as at times I really think Dixon is real.

1. Jason Segel
Number 1 in 2010, Number 1 in 2009, Number 5 in 2008
Seriously.  Shut up and marry me.  I'm willing to adopt Muppets.  Why not?

Honorable Mentions:
Ryan Adams - Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008
Jason Statham (I don't remember a lot about Halloween this year, but I remember making a horribly inappropriate comment about him, which has earned him this spot)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Number 3 in 2010
Beau Mirchoff (Team Matty all the way)

Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Linkin Park & Jay Z – “Collision Course”
When I get my ass out of bed on Saturday, this is the album that I put on first.  It makes me feel powerful.  I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's so true.

4. “Layla” – Eric Clapton
We listen to a ton of classic rock at work on Pandora...
Which is how I re-discovered this song.
Thanks to Clapton's Layla, I think I now have yet another name for my unborn children.
My parents say all the time that they don't write music the same way anymore.  With "Layla" that statement has never been more true.

3. Se7en
WHAT'S IN THE BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!
This movie only excites me even more for David Fincher's version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

2. Cheryl Cole’s “Tiny Little Raindrops” & “3 Words”
Total Eurotrash perfection.

1. Pride and Prejudice
Um.  So I have a confession.  In the last two weeks, I've watched this movie ten times before going to sleep.    I want my own Mr. Darcy...especially if he looks like Matthew MacFadyen.

Honorable Mentions: 
Martin Solveig & Dragonette’s “Boys & Girls” Video (This video is SO fun)
 The Zombies (More classic rock goodness for you)
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Ted Bundy True Crime Award

I know.  I have a serious true crime problem.  So much so that I've created a new category this year for my latest "thing."  First it was Bundy, then Columbine...now I've invented this new yearly category...and I've named it after Ted Bundy - who I feel is the most interesting serial killer ever.

But what makes this year different from those in the past is that the cases that really grabbed my attention were ones with people who were wrongly convicted or were victims that overcame huge obstacles to get on with life.

So without any further interruption, the number one case that grabbed my attention:

The West Memphis 3

The more research I do on the West Memphis Three, the angrier I get.  What happened in West Memphis was something we hadn't seen since the Salem Witch Trials.  Shoddy forensics only "solidified" a conviction of three boys where the evidence relied heavily on the fact that the boys wore black clothing and listened to Metallica.

Years later, two of the men are sitting in prison for life and the other is on death row.

And this August...

A plea bargain lets all three of them out of jail.

The whole thing is incredible and super interesting.

I'll shut up now.

Honorable Mention:
Amanda Knox -- Unlike Casey Anthony, I don't think Knox "got away with murder."  (Side note: They never should have gone for the death penalty with Anthony...that killed their whole case)
Jaycee Dugard  -- What an inspiring story of overcoming the odds.  She's seriously someone who we could all learn a ton from.


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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Eurotrashtacular 2011

2011 wasn't the year that I learned how to ride BMX or do magic tricks so that I could become a millionaire by performing them at a boardwalk somewhere. It's not the year that I learned how to make souffles the way that Top Chefs do or the year that I became a Real Housewife. I didn't learn how to do a backflip off of a pier or buy a pet donkey. I didn't rename every color in a box of Crayolas or find a way to charm snakes (so that they'd trust me so that I could train them to bite my enemies).

In the scheme of things, 2011 wasn't a gamechanger for me. It just simply...was.

But 2011 was different in one way...

2011 was the year that I totally, completely 120 thousand percent fully discovered and fell in love with...

Eurotrash.

Excuse me, European pop music.

I know what you're thinking. But Julie, we know you love British music. You're still listening to All Saints ten years after they've stopped being relevant.

But it's gotten so much worse.

So without much more blathering on my end, I present to you, the most defining part of my 2011: Eurotrash. European pop music is so innovative and fresh that it's finally spreading across the pond and giving American pop music the kick in the ass it needed (Hallelujah! It put Britney's Femme Fatale album on a completely different level than Circus). PLUS...this was yet again the year that Adele kicked ass on the charts for one of the most amazing albums ever.

So...

This is my long awaited blog to you.

You're welcome.

This compilation (click the title above -- it's a link to download the wholeeeee playlist) features just a few of the songs that I've had on constant rotation this past year. But get it now, because once the default number of days pass on MediaFire, it's gone. I'm too poor to pay for that stuff.

Start fine print:
Oh...and always, this is just a sampling. If you fall in love with it, you really should support the artist and buy their music.
End fine print.

Tracklist:
1. "Promise This" - Cheryl Cole
2. "All About Tonight" - Pixie Lott
3. "Yeah Yeah Yeah" - The Sounds
4. "Guns and Horses" - Ellie Goulding
5. "Set Fire to the Rain" (Skrillex Remix) - Adele
6. "Beat of My Drum" - Nicola Roberts
7. "3 Words" - Cheryl Cole feat. Will.i.am
8. "Shake It Out" - Florence and The Machine
9. "What Do You Take Me For?" - Pixie Lott feat. Pusha T
10. "This Love (Will Be Your Downfall)" - Ellie Goulding
11. "Hello" - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette
12. "Come Get It Now" - Pixie Lott
13. "Like Smoke" - Amy Winehouse feat. Nas
14. "Radioactive" - Marina & The Diamonds
15. "Fight For This Love" - Cheryl Cole
16. "Promise This" (Cheryl Cole Cover performed on Live Lounge) - Adele

BONUS TRACKS:
(Meaning that they're not by European artists, but they feel so Eurotrashy they deserve a place on this playlist)
1. "In The Dark" - Dev
2. "Faster Kill Pussycat" - Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy
3. "I Get Around" - Dragonette
4. "Love You Like a Love Song" - Selena Gomez & The Scene

Track Breakdown (By Artist):

The Artist: Adele
The Tracks: "Set Fire to the Rain (Skrillex Remix)" & "Promise This" (Cheryl Cole Cover)
The music charts this year BELONGED to Adele. The tracks that I've chosen here are kind of unconventional...but Mari got me hooked on the Skrillex remix...and Cheryl Cole is practically the British version of Britney Spears for me. So Adele covering her music is pure gold.

The Artist: Amy Winehouse
The Tracks: "Like Smoke"
2011 saw a lot of my favorite people dying...Ryan Dunn. Amy Winehouse. I know that people aren't immortal (especially if their past behavior or risky events leading up to their deaths puts their life as well as other in danger), but it still really surprised me. I mean...Amy Winehouse did horse tranquilizers. HORSE TRANQUILIZERS. And they didn't kill her then. I mean, how many people have two syringes of adrenaline shot into their heart and still manage to survive? Anyway...say what you will about her, but I still say her voice is unlike anyone else's in the best possible sense. "Like Smoke" is on her forthcoming album and all it manages to make me do is get really depressed over the fact that she's not around to create anymore incredible music.

The Artist: Cheryl Cole
The Tracks: "Promise This" & "3 Words" & "Fight For This Love"
Cheryl Cole became one of my absolute favorite people this year. I discovered Girls Aloud a few years back, but just stumbled across Cole's solo work this year...and couldn't stop listening. In the spring, it was announced that she'd cross the pond and become a judge on the US version of the X-Factor and I was so ecstatic...then just as quickly, Simon canned her...which is why I boycotted all things X-Factor this year (minus the awesome commercial Pepsi did for them where they revived Britney's Pepsi commercials...). Love her music, love her. The end.

Oh...one more thing: Cheryl Cole is the covergirl for this mix. In case any (none) of you were wondering...

The Artist: Dev
The Tracks: "In the Dark"
Honkus has been a fan of Dev for awhile...but it took me awhile to warm up following her contribution to Far East Movement's "Like a G6." Terrible songggggggg...and it's not even because of her. But...nonetheless, this song all but poked at me to download it...and it sooooo hasn't disappointed. Here's to hoping her latest album is just as awesome as this one song is.

The Artist: Dragonette
The Tracks: "I Get Around"
Yeah you do...
Um. Anyway. Infectious song, infectious chorus. Another great Dragonette song that feels less Eurotrashy but is still awesome: "Jesus Doesn't Love Me Anymore."

The Artist: Ellie Goulding
The Tracks: "Guns and Horses" & "This Love (Will Be Your Downfall)"
Her voice is just so...haunting. And I don't mean haunting as in American Horror story Rubberman/Walking Dead Zombie Biting Your Face Off. But it's not far off. I love it.

The Artist: Florence and The Machine
The Tracks: "Shake It Out"
Love love love this song.

The Artist: Marina & The Diamonds
The Tracks: "Radioactive"
As some of you know (Mari), I was obsessed not long ago with Marina's "Oh No!" This track is almost completely different, but still way Marina & The Diamonds worthy. It's a bit more mellow, but it's got one hell of a beat.

The Artist: Martin Solveig
The Tracks: "Hello"
This song has had radio play in the U.S. but I still love it anyway. Solveig also stole Dragonette away for another song called "Boys and Girls" which is worthy of looking up on YouTube. The video for it is fan-freaking-tastic.

The Artist: Nicola Roberts
The Tracks: "Beat Of My Drum"
Nicola, like Cheryl, is also a member of Girls Aloud. I read online before getting this album that it is "the best album of the year." I don't agree...but I do agree that this song is superrrrr infectious.

The Artist: Paul Oakenfold
The Tracks: "Faster Kill Pussycat" (featuring Brittany Murphy)
This song is a few years old, but it's still just as good as it ever was.

The Artist: Pixie Lott
The Tracks: "All About Tonight" & "Come Get It Now" & "What Do You Take Me For?"
Lott's "All About Tonight" is one of my favorite songs of the moment. Plus it helps that Selena Gomez is also a Eurotrash fiend and has Lott on her latest album.

The Artist: Selena Gomez & The Scene
The Tracks: "Love You Like a Love Song"
As stated above, Gomez seems to be in on the Eurotrash trend...which is why I think this song is pretty close to perfection.

The Artist: The Sounds
The Tracks: "Yeah Yeah Yeah"
Need you even ask why??