Sunday, December 23, 2012

Ultimate Top Fives of 2012


My blogging continued to decline yet again this year...but I can't seem to avoid doing my top five list.  It seems to be the one reason that I still have this blog...to spout about all of the things I loved last year to the five people who will really look at this...a random blog post that took me hours to do because even though I know no one's really going to see it, I need to take some time to reflect upon all of my pop culture loves of the past year.

I've also decided just to take a note from Stephen King's "Top" lists in Entertainment Weekly and point out that not everything came out in 2012...but if I discovered it in that year, I figured it counted (thus The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo gets a spot on my list as I saw it on New Year's Day of 2012).  Other things I discovered got a spot on the "Oldies, but Goodies" list...which makes everything kind of topsy-turvy, but as this is my Top Five list, you can get over it. I also decided that some favorites got to share numbers when it was too hard to choose between two loves.  During the course of writing this, I also had a few change of hearts, so the graphics displayed in each category aren't always accurate (see TV and Idols).

So let's do this.  Ready, set, go...

Top 5 Movies

5. The Dark Knight Rises
The final installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy was fantastically done.  He also gets major kudos points for filming quite a bit of it in Pittsburgh.

4. The Campaign / Pitch Perfect
These two comedies were extremely difficult to choose between.
On one hand, you have the genius of both Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell battling it out in a film that fit nicely into an election year.
On the other hand, you had Rebel Wilson singing competitively with a cast that used some fantastic mash-ups.
This one had to be split.  There was no other way about it.

3. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
I love David Fincher.  LOVE him.  I love his films.  I love the way they're shot, the way he doesn't flinch away from topics that could be considered "too dark" or unconventional. His take on a fantastic, but cold book was incredibly well done.  Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara were both pretty damn fantastic as well.  Can't wait for the follow-up.  I really, really hope that Fincher helms it...

2. The Hunger Games
Oh The Hunger Games. You could have gone the extremely cheesy route that the Twilight movies did, but thank God, you didn't. With a brilliant Jennifer Lawrence at the helm, this movie was really well done and stayed pretty true to the books (which are also brilliant...as I'll discuss below).

1. The Cabin in the Woods
Oh Joss Whedon. Can you really do anything wrong? In a year where I know that "The Avengers" will top many a "Top Five" list, this was your real gem for me.  It took the horror genre, spun it on its head and really impressed me. Plus the unicorn?  Seriously? Most bad ass killing sequence in a movie in years.

Honorable Mentions: 21 Jump Street, Martha Marcy May Marlene, Prometheus

Top 10 TV Shows

10. The Big Bang Theory 
(Number 7 in 2011, Number 1 in 2010)
I love this show, I really do, but I've missed so many "new" episodes due to its time slot, until I can really get back into it, it suffers.

9. Downton Abbey
Years ago, I hated this period drama stuff.  I didn't understand it and it bored me. I don't know if it's maturity or my love of all things English since my Study Abroad experience or what...but I'm loving British television. Downton is at times, completely absurd and wacky, but I love it anyway.  And the fashion?  Good God, the fashion is to die for.

8. 2 Broke Girls 
(Number 10 in 2011)
I think 2 Broke Girls tends to get the short end of the stick.  It's called racist and while I suppose I can see it, I have a hard time figuring out if people really think it's racist or if they just don't like it when the people cracking the jokes are females. While it can push the button at times, at face value, it's hilarious.

7. RuPaul's Drag Race
This is the year that I started to wish that I could be a drag queen.  It looks like an absolute blast. Drag Race pretty much replaced Project Runway for me this year as it's PR and Top Model on crack. I wish RuPaul was my godmother. 

6. Sherlock
(Number 2 in 2010)
This kicked American Horror Story out in an eleventh hour victory. Honestly, how I could have forgotten about new episodes of Sherlock in 2012, I don't know.  It's blasphemy. Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are so fantastic in this show.  And Steven Moffat? Kills me.  Every. Damn. Time.


5. How I Met Your Mother
(Number 4 in 2011, 2010; Number 3 in 2009; Number 4 in 2008)
I'm loving this show more and more the closer that we get to the end game. Even though the viewer gets flash forwards into what's going to happen, they still know how to surprise the audience.

4. New Girl
(Number 3 in 2011)
To me, the guys on this show are better than Zooey Deschanel and she's pretty damn brilliant. The guys have really come forward and stolen the spotlight.

3. Friday Night Dinner
This current UK show is ridiculous. Focusing on a Jewish family's dinners every Friday night, they always wind up with something absolutely awful occurring.  Plus Mark Heap as their creepy neighbor terrified of his own dog? Even better.

2. Awkward
(Number 5 in 2011)
Last year, this show impressed me for the mere fact that it was on MTV and didn't involve people living at the Jersey Shore or people putting themselves in drunken situations. It's super well written and genuine to the core.  Plus the season ending? Pissed me off.  Can't wait for more.

1. The Walking Dead
(Number 2 in 2011)
The Walking Dead fell into the talking curse last season. Everyone wanted to talk...and there wasn't much all that interesting to say.  Getting off the farm was the best damn thing that ever happened to The Walking Dead. This season has been so fast-paced, in your face, and bloody good.  Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes only gets more attractive the dirtier and grimier he gets...and Norman Reedus as Daryl Dixon?  Love him.

Honorable Mentions: American Horror Story (Number 1 in 2011), Bones (Number 8 in 2011, Number 5 in 2009), Dexter (Number 5 in 2010, Number 1 in 2009, Number 1 in 2008), Episodes, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Number 6 in 2011, Number 4 in 2009, Number 2 in 2008) The Middle, Project Runway, Raising Hope (Number 9 in 2011), So You Think You Can Dance.

Top 5 Albums

5. Lana Del Rey - Born to Die
I vaguely heard about Lana Del Rey in the start of the year following her SNL "meltdown" but I've never watched said performance.  I pretty much put it in the back of my mind and forgot about it until around September when I was listening to a Pandora station and one of her songs came on it. I still have yet to see any of Del Rey's live performances, but I love this album.  It's haunting and sad. It listens like an old 1940s film. Really different from other things released this year.

4. Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel
Oh Fiona.  You represent all the sad parts of me. Tidal and When the Pawn... played for me in college like soundtracks. Extraordinary Machine was a long time coming...and this album, really does not disappoint. It plays even better live.

3. Dragonette - Bodyparts
This year was all dance for me pretty much (with the exception of the Fiona) and for the most part, it was all UK driven dance music...but Dragonette was one of the few exceptions. This album is more dance than the last few and comes across as European minus the ever-popular-these-days dubsteb (and I love dubstep as much as the next kid). "My Legs" is a particular standout from this album, along with its lead single "Let It Go."

2. Cheryl Cole - A Million Lights
Cole's second album "A Million Raindrops" was not as fantastic as her first ("3 Words"). It did have some standout hits, but otherwise, for me, it wasn't as fun as the first. With "A Million Lights" she broke that trend and came back better than ever. The album is a slow jam of dance songs that work really well together. Love the feel of the album art too.

1. Marina and the Diamonds - Electra Heart
This was a runaway for me for Marina. This album was the one that I played the most.  I mean over and over and over. Marina really took a different direction from her debut...which makes me love her first album even more now, because they can be enjoyed as two entirely different entities. Marina took on a whole new persona for this album and moved to the States to craft it.  It was worth it.  I can't wait to see what direction she decides to go in next.

Honorable Mentions: Ellie Goulding - Halcyon

Top 5 Singles

5. "Scream & Shout" - will.i.am feat. Britney Spears / "Something New" - Girls Aloud
(Britney Spears had the Number 1 Single in 2011 for "I Wanna Go")
These two singles could really be tied together. Britney's working with will.i.am again and he's been a huge guiding force for Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud's career.
"Scream and Shout" plays in Eurotrash fabulousness. After "Big Fat Bass" on Brit's last CD, I wasn't sure that I really wanted the two of them to collaborate again.  I'm really glad they proved me wrong. This song is sly.
Girl's Aloud made their 10 Year Anniversary one to remember with "Something New." Part of my problem with GA is when they're on, they're solid, but at times they still have that manufactured girl group sound about them. "Something New" was exactly that for them. It was a bold way to come back and it worked.

4. "Headphones" - Little Boots / "Time Bomb" - Kylie Minogue
These two songs were my Saturday night repeat songs for a few weekends in a row. Due to the fact that I couldn't play one without the other, they feel like they belong together to me now.
"Headphones" is a fantastic new single for Little Boots. I burnt myself out on her last album, but this song pulled me out of it. I love the idea of wearing headphones to a disco and dancing there to the beat they play and not what the DJ is. It's doing your own thing and it's a liberation.
Likewise, "Time Bomb" marked a new greatest hits album from Kylie Minogue, who to me, is the real Queen of Pop (passing said title along to my girl Britney). She's been solid her entire career and hasn't gotten weird the way that Madonna has. She sticks to what she's good at: dance tracks. She doesn't need to make big political statements. She knows what she's best at.

3. "Call My Name" - Cheryl Cole
The debut single off of Cole's newest album did not disappoint. Plus the dance in the video?  Fabulous. Cheryl Cole is the only person who could wear what she does in that video and not look like a child from the 80s. This song still wakes me up every morning all these months later.

2. "Let It Go" - Dragonette
I feel like Dragonette is at their best when they do dance tracks, as their collaboration with Martin Solveig proved (plus "Fire in Your New Shoes" = total fun). It's not possible to sit still when you listen to this song. The video is just as awesome. Plug it in and let it go.

1. "Primadonna" and "Power and Control" - Marina & the Diamonds
(Number 4 Single in 2011 for "Radioactive" / Number 1 Single in 2010 for "Oh No")
Marina Dimandis is one of a kind. These songs were pure perfection. Plus the cohesive storytelling for the whole album played really well. Marina deserves more credit here in the States for this...but as she tends towards tongue-in-cheek subtlety, I can understand why people here just haven't caught on yet.

Honorable Mentions: "Anything We Want" - Fiona Apple, "Born to Die" - Lana Del Rey, "Skyfall" - Adele, "Stand Behind the Music" - Anjulie, "Want U Back" - Cher Lloyd

Top 5 Artists

5. Alkaline Trio
I rediscovered Alkaline Trio's "Damnesia" this year and fell in love with it all over again. This, of course, led to me pulling out all of my Alkaline Trio albums and converting to my life from 17-20.

4. Britney Spears
(Number 1 Artist in 2011)
Oh Britney. You proved everyone so wrong this year on the X-Factor. They expected a trainwreck and you gave them a mature, businesslike model proving them all wrong. Love it.

3. Cheryl Cole
(Number 4 Artist in 2011)
Cheryl put out a fantastic album this year, showed up for a cheeky interview on Graham Norton, and reunited with Girls Aloud. Plus, she sued the producers of the US X-Factor for not paying her after they fired her last year. I'm still sore about that...but good on her for not letting them fuck her over.

2. Fiona Apple
Fiona is still proving that the only person who needs to be satisfied with Fiona Apple is Fiona Apple. She's releasing music on her terms and she's doing it how she wants to. It's good to see someone that genuine.

1. Marina & the Diamonds
As is clear by Top Album and Single, Marina's the person I was most impressed with this year. From the direction of the albums and the videos and how she holds herself up, she really impressed me. I wish, even at 26, that I could be Marina Dimandis.

Honorable Mentions: Lana Del Rey

Top Concert

Fiona Apple
Fiona was the only live concert I saw this year.
And that was totally fine with me.
Between her awkward dancing and erratic piano playing, she put on a hell of a show.
I've wanted to see Fiona in concert for roughly 8 years now and she did not disappoint.
Honorable Mentions: So You Think You Can Dance Tour


Top 5 Books

5. "Reflected in You" - Sylvia Day
In a year where "50 Shades of Grey" dominated, this book kicked its ass. As someone who caved and read "50 Shades" and couldn't get over the atrociousness of the writing (which needed a serious editor), this book proved contemporary romance can still work. Plus the sequel to it? **Spoiler Alert** Ballsy. Christian may tell Anastasia he'd kill for her, but Gideon really does kill for Eva.

4. "Life After Death" - Damien Echols
Finally we get some depth from Echols about everything he's been through and how he feels about his longtime-coming freedom. I got a little bummed out reading about how he and Jason no longer talk after disputes with movies, but they both still remain an inspiration.

3. "Broken Harbor" - Tana French
French's fourth novel about the Scotland Murder Squad was worth the wait. It made me feel paranoid, plus the hole in the wall storyline creeped me out. I swore, while I was reading this, that I could hear things in my walls.

2. "Defending Jacob" - William Landay
Landay's courtroom novel had a huge twist at the end, which was unexpected, but intriguing nonetheless. The characters in this book pulled me in from the start.  Heartbreaking, but a fantastic read.

1. "Gone Girl" - Gillian Flynn
Flynn started to get blurbs in Entertainment Weekly and I was intrigued after looking this book up on Amazon. I couldn't wait for its release and when it FINALLY came out, it was worth all the anticipation. I would read this book whenever I had time and could not put it down. Full of twists and characters whom I despised, but could not stop reading about, this book has really stuck with me.

Top 5 Idols

Britney Spears (yet again proving the haters wrong), Chelsea Handler (for being as hilarious as she was years ago), Cheryl Cole (for proving that you can get kicked down, but rise again against the turned tide), Fiona Apple (for being completely genuine), Jennifer Lawrence (for being one of the most honest leading women of my generation who at her heart is real and normal), Kate Middleton (for handling everything with grace), Lily Allen (for sinking into the background to live the life she always wanted to), Marina Diamandis (for being a genuine breakout who can create a character, but not come across as a fame-seeking faker).

Top 5 Boys

5. Jason Segel
(Number 1 in 2011, 2010, 2009, Number 5 in 2008)
Oh how the mighty have fallen...after three years at the top, he falls to the bottom (but not completely) off my Top 5 list. It must be because he avoided all those marriage proposals. A girl can only take scared silence for so long before she moves on.

4. The Boys of the Inbetweeners
How I missed these boys before now, I have no good excuse for. As far as ensemble casts go, this one is stellar. Plus, look at them. You could sandwich me between Blake Harrison and Joe Thomas any day.

3. Andrew Lincoln
The dirtier and crazier he gets on The Walking Dead, the more attractive to me he gets. Plus, he finally took off the stupid sheriff's uniform, which made him three times more attractive. He's also British...so that's more points in his direction.

2. Norman Reedus
(Number 2 in 2011)
The more interviews and TwitPics I see of Norman, the more I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen so that he could take care of my pathetic ass. Loved him in Boondock Saints...really love him on The Walking Dead.  I'm so glad they took a chance on him and made a character just for him that has become the breakout character of the show.


1. Michael Fassbender
But good Lord, this man got to me the most this year and I still don't know how exactly it happened. First of all, he's a red head, which is so not my type, but on him, it works. Secondly, he played Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre last year (we all know how I am about Matthew McFayden who played Mr. Darcy) and he's from the UK. And before you go there, this kid still has yet to watch him in all of his glory in Shame. He gives a fantastically hilarious interview and seems like a pretty normal guy. He also has nice teeth. The end.

Honorable Mentions: Beau Mirchoff, Charlie Day (Number 3 in 2011, Number 4 in 2010), Christian Bale, Jon Hamm, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Number 3 in 2010), Michael Phelps, Ryan Adams (Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008), Ryan Gosling (Number 4 in 2011), Will Arnett

Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Fiona Apple - "Extraordinary Machine"
I started listening to this album again shortly after seeing her in concert and it plays as well as it did over five years ago.

4. The IT Crowd / Spaced
God Bless You, Netflix. Even though you have (and are) removing these two shows from your instant streaming service, I still got to enjoy them. 
The IT Crowd is a socially awkward show with the brilliant Chris O'Dowd in all of his gloriousness.
Spaced has Simon Pegg in all of his genius and has yet another version of Mark Heap for me to enjoy.

3. The Hunger Games Trilogy
As a Masters Student in Library and Information Services, I find myself reading YA novels now with purpose. I'd love to help kids find books to fall in love with, but that wasn't the reason I finally caved and read the hunger games. To be honest with you, the premise alone had me. These books are really well written and introduce a heroine that teenage girls can finally look up to (I haven't felt that since I read Megan McCafferty's Sloppy series). Unlike Bella from Twilight, Katniss is more focused on what she can do to save her family and protecting others than she is about falling in love. A real heroine that girls can look up to.

2. Gillian Flynn's Other Novels
"Gone Girl" is a fabulous novel, but Flynn's first two novels are not to be missed, especially "Dark Places." After I read the blurbs for "Gone Girl" before it was released, I made sure to go back and read these two novels first. "Dark Places" is haunting and sad and scary all at the same time. For someone who people say is pretty normal, Gillian Flynn certainly has a fantastically sick mind. Thank you.

1. The Inbetweeners
I love this show.  Love it. Love everything about it. The cast. The TV show. The movie. The writing. The music. Can't wait till they make another film.

Honorable Mentions: Alkaline Trio, Cake, Wings

Ted Bundy True Crime Award

Columbine
I really didn't know what I was going to choose for this until the past month when I started reading through all of the Columbine info that I have. One of my goals for 2013 is to read through "Columbine" by Dave Cullen again, especially now that I've read the 900 page document which includes journal excerpts and papers from the boys. I also watched "Zero Day" which was a faux-documentary created in response to the The Basement Tapes. 
Whenever things like this happen, people always want to know why and it's always interesting to me to listen to the media and what they're reporting for the first few days, because, as this book proves, 90% of that first information reported is incorrect.
To anyone looking for a read, I suggest "Columbine" all these years later. 
Time's review of "Columbine" gives the best reason for giving the book a chance:
"What can we learn from Columbine, which is now the most convincing, authoritative narrative we have of the massacre? If it fills in the meaning of that senseless atrocity, what is it? Harris' story doesn't help us any. It's familiar and unilluminating: he was wired to kill. If there is a lesson here, it lies in Klebold's story, which is the more disturbing because he was, at heart, like us. He was capable of love and sympathy, and he discarded them. Some killers are natural born. Klebold was made."

Friday, March 2, 2012

Experiments in Mixed Media

I've been doing a massive amount of collage making lately.  Here are some of the results.










Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Nostalgia Project: Album Two

Nostalgia Project: Album 2
Artist Name: Various Artists
Album Name: Another Year on the Streets: Volume 2
Release Date: December 18, 2001
Stumbled Across: 2002-2003 (?)

Tracklisting:
"The Pharmacist" - Hot Rod Circuit
"Favorite" - Audio Learning Center
"Ups and Downs" - Saves the Day
"Hands Down" - Dashboard Confessional
"Picture in the Paper" - The New Amsterdams
"Sweet Marie" - The Anniversary
"Weekend Starts on Wednesday" - Hey Mercedes
"Hell Yes" - Alkaline Trio
"Bill of Goods" - Face to Face
"Give Me Strength" - No Motiv
"Central Standard Time" - The Get Up Kids
"Alone" - Rocket from the Crypt
"Trust Me" - Viva Death
"Radiation Suit" - Hot Rod Circuit
"Shell" - Audio Learning Center
"Everybody's Working for the Weak" - Hey Mercedes
"Screaming Infidelities" - Dashboard Confessional
"Nightengale" - Saves the Day
"New Beginnings" - No Motiv
"Wolf in Sheep's Clothing" - Face to Face
"Metro" - Alkaline Trio
"Newfound Mass (2000)" - The Get Up Kids

What I Remember About The Album Then:
How unbelievably cheap it was.  It was a ton of bands -- some whom I'd heard of, others I hadn't -- for something around $8.  What I was looking for was something new...and I found it.  Up till this point, I'd been kind of "eh" about Alkaline Trio...but the two songs on this compilation made me reconsider and try them again.  They're still one of my favorite bands.  Plus, it introduced me to Hot Rod Circuit -- who also remain one of my favorite bands of all time.  I own three of these Vagrant Compilations, this was the first I'd purchased, and it's still my favorite today.

I can remember burning various songs on this album on mix CDs, which I stumble across from time to time.

Sure, at this high school period in my life, I was secretly listening to Britney...but this is more of the music that defined my life in high school.  Not that obscure, but obscure enough.

Like I was.

What I Think About The Album Now:
I still love this mix.  I didn't think it was possible to still have these songs hit me as hard as they did then, but they do.  This album is fast when it starts to slow and slow when it starts to get fast.  I love it.  It's like it just picks you up and carries you along for the ride.

Today I drove around on my lunch break and just listened to these songs as if I'd never heard them.

They still make me smile.

Notable Tracks:
They're all really great in their own way...but if I must...

Above, I've bolded my favorites, italicized ones I really like...but listen to any that I haven't done anything to.  They're really worth a listen.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Nostalgia Project: Album One

Nostalgia Project: Album 1
Artist Name: OK Go
Album Name: OK Go
Release Date: September 17, 2002
Stumbled Across: Somewhere around 2003-2004 (I think??)


What I Remember About The Album Then:
I'm not quite certain when exactly I purchased this album.  I know that it definitely pre-dates the "Here It Goes Again" era of OK Go.  My brother downloaded "Get Over It" onto our computer, I found it, loved the sound, and immediately decided to download more...which finally led to me buying the whole album.  I know I was in high school, because I can remember driving the old Escape around and listening to this.

What I Think About The Album Now:
This album holds up.  Really, really, really well.  I don't have any emotional ties to any of these songs (meaning singalongs with friends and such)...it was just an album I'd listen to on my own.  This means that there's absolutely no bad ties (or good) that go along with it.

I do, however, think the album art is still as hideous as I did back then. But...that's minor.

I know that OK Go got real big with their videos, but back in the day of dial-up, I didn't really have fast access to videos, so I discovered them merely by sound and not by level of video awesomeness.

Which, for some reason, makes me love them even more.

Notable Tracks:
"Get Over It"
"Don't Ask Me"
"What To Do" -- featuring one of my absolute favorite lyrics of all time..."Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time."
"Hello, My Treacherous Friends"
"Bye Bye Baby"

Nostalgia Project: A Brief Introduction

In order to get myself back in the blogging spirit, I've decided to start a new train of thought series of blog posts...

Without further ado, I bring you the Nostalgia Project.  I'm going to be digging through old CDs, movies and books that I fell in love with years ago and re-evaluating whether or not they still hold up today.

So stay tuned...I'm excited and hope you are too...

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ultimate Top Fives of 2011

Apparently my blogging only got worse compared to last year...but...oh well. C'est la vie, I suppose.

Without further ado, here's this year's Ultimate Top Five List for 2011...notice that I've jumped the TV category from 5 to 10. I realized this year how much I absolutely love TV shows. There were way too many good ones to pick just five.

And...begin.

Top 5 Movies




5. Crazy Stupid Love
Ryan Gosling?  Check.  Ryan Gosling shirtless?  Double check.
This movie was so good on so many levels.  It could have wavered into sappy chick flick territory, but it did a fantastic job steering clear of that.  Well written, amazing cast...'nough said.

4. Super 8
I am pretty much in love with everything that J. J. Abrams does, so it's no wonder that I loved this movie.  It had a Cloverfield vibe to it, but way more heart.

3. Horrible Bosses
I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was for this movie to come out.  Charlie Day AND Jason Bateman?  Jennifer Aniston playing against character?  Co-written by the one and only John Francis Daley? This movie totally didn't let down.  Only Charlie Day could make accidently breathing in copious amounts of cocaine on accident look like a blast.

2. The Muppets
Two of my favorite things in the world in one movie: The Muppets and Jason Segel.  Plus all those cameos (most importantly Jim Parsons!!!) and total campiness?  I loved this movie.  It made me feel like I was ten all over again.  Plus, I was totally the oldest kid there with their mom.  I should get points for that.

1. Bridesmaids
For a brief second, I had The Muppets taking the Number 1 spot under movies, but this one quickly knocked it out of the way.  Kristin Wiig deserves serious points for co-writing what was the absolute smartest and most heartfelt comedy of the year.  I found myself crying during Bridesmaids both out of happiness and sadness.  This movie perfectly captured so much of what I was feeling this year.  Perfection.

Honorable Mentions: 
Scream 4 (...The killer reveal was just too simple)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Those mermaids were so badass)


Top 10 TV Shows




10. 2 Broke Girls
Kat Dennings won me over in Nick & Norah's Playlist as one of my absolute favorite literary characters come to life.  In this show, she has such epic comedic chemistry with Beth Behrs...that it only solidified the year that the girl comediennes proved they can do it just as well, if not better, than the dudes.

9. Raising Hope
HM in 2010 
This show makes me feel like my family is not the weirdest one out there.  It's nice to be reminded.

8. Bones
Number 5 in 2009, HM in 2010
Congrats to Emily Deschanel for getting knocked up by her husband Rickity Cricket David Hornsby, forcing the Bones writers to FINALLY go there with Booth & Brennan.  I love how much heart this show has for being a one hour crime procedural.

7. The Big Bang Theory
 Number 1 in 2010
Can we just discuss how thrilled I am that this show is syndicated finally?  It doesn't matter that I've seen every episode and have every past season on DVD, I'll still replay them over and over and over.  This cast is  fabulous and I seriously loved Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki.

6. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Number 2 in 2008, Number 4 in 2009, Number 1 in 2010
This show may have placed a little lower, but finding out Mac's name this week kicked it back up.  Really, Sunny still has done no wrong -- it's still amazing -- but there were so many other amazing shows to come out this year.  A few more high school reunions could kick this show back up to the top next year.

5. Awkward
Awkward is the only remaining thing that MTV has going for it.  For anyone who mourns the fact that My So-Called life was so short lived...check this show out.  It's so well written and well cast.  High school Jenna reminds me of high school me -- but with way more guts.  It's honest and heartbreaking and hilarious.

4. How I Met Your Mother
Number 4 in 2008, Number 3 in 2009, Number 4 in 2010
How I Met Your Mother can thank it's gain in this year's competition to the one and only Mr. Jason Segel.  I mean, we all knew that I loved him, but this past season he finally got some moments to stop being the comediac foil.  By doing the ballsy thing by killing off Marshall's dad, they elevated this show to another level -- one that made its characters flawed and way more human.  Last season made me fall in love with this show all over again.

3. New Girl
This cast is seriously amazing.  Sure, we all know Zoey Deschanel is quirky and all that...but her fellow castmates are just as (if not more) stellar than she is.  Plus has anyone else taken a really good look at Jake Johnson?  Um...I'd be all over that, thanks.

2. The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead got a little wordy this season so far...but then it also has been completely game changing. Shooting Carl in the first episode of season 2?  Shane being a total psycho?  Little girl zombies?  And can we just discuss my absolute favorite character -- Daryl Dixon -- for just a few moments?  This guy in ONE EPISODE fell off a horse, fell down a cliff, had an arrow go through his stomach, climbed cliff to get to the top, FELL DOWN THE CLIFF AGAIN, hallucinated, woke up to find a zombie gnawing on his shoe, pulled the arrow that was stuck in him out and then shot the zombie gnawing on his shoe in the head, ate a raw squirrel, wore zombie ears as a necklace, climbed back up said hill, walked back through the woods and upon returning back to camp got SHOT IN THE HEAD...but even more amazingly SURVIVED?  I would watch anything with Norman Reedus' Dixon in it.  He is pure genius...and probably the only one of those people who I'd want to hang out with during a zombie apocalypse.  (He could actually bathe though.  I would appreciate that.)

1. American Horror Story
Bear with me for a minute.  This will go full circle.
Last year was the year that Glee got shitty.
This year was the year that Glee somehow surpassed shittiness and turned into one of the worst television programs ever (which is a shame because its first season was so good).
The same thing happened with Nip/Tuck for a year while Ryan Murphy was filming Running with Scissors...then again when he left to go work on Eat Pray Love and Glee.
So I was wondering, "What the hell is Ryan Murphy working on that is making his current work so terrible?"

Because I've uncovered a formula:
Ryan Murphy putting all his effort into one program = Gold
Ryan Murphy putting his effort into a new program thus abandoning old gems = Shitty old programs...with whatever he's working on usually being pretty epic

Then I got my answer as to what he'd been spending his time on:
American Horror Story

And holy shit.  Ryan Murphy can abandon Glee now as much as he wants because this show is incredible.  It surpasses even Nip/Tuck in disgustingness at times (which I never thought was possible).  The cast of AHS deserves numerous gold stars -- especially Jessica Lange, Connie Britton and Evan Peters (who is my favorite character and now I feel incredibly guilty because he's gone from being someone you feel genuine sympathy for...then discover he's practically the devil -- and how can someone like that be someone you still really like???).  This show has so many twists and turns...and I hope that Murphy can keep up it up to the high bar that it's set at.

Honorable Mentions: 
Dexter (Not as good since the Trinity season) - Number 1 in 2008 and 2009, Number 5 in 2010
 Once Upon a Time
So You Think You Can Dance
 The Middle
Project Runway
The Killing (This would have made the Top 10 hadn't it been for that ending...)

So over…Glee

Top 5 Albums




5. Taking Back Sunday – Taking Back Sunday
“New Again” Number 3 Album of 2009
Taking Back Sunday somehow never seem to disappoint me.

4. Florence + the Machine – Ceremonials
“Lungs” was 2010’s Number 3 Album
Love, love, love her voice.

3. Alkaline Trio – Damnesia
The last few Alkaline Trio albums have bummed me out as they've failed to hit me as hard as their earlier work.  Damnesia went back to those earlier albums and stripped songs down that I'd loved so much to begin with by putting an acoustic twist on them.  This album was smart and it made me fall in love with Alkaline Trio all over again.

2. Amy Winehouse – Lioness: Hidden Treasures
RIP to one of the greatest singers of my generation.
This album may not be as personal as Back to Black but it's just as powerful.  It serves as a reminder of the type of artist that Amy was and shows the world what it'll be forever missing from now on.

1. Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Adele – 21
Two completely different artists and albums, but I refuse to pick between them -- especially since the two of them have such respect for one another.

On one hand you have Britney who has made one of the best albums of her career.  It's pop with a European flair and it makes you just want to get up and dance.

On the other hand you have Adele -- who let's just admit it -- owned the entire year musically.  Her album is so personal (it made me absolutely lose it on the way to work this past week) and heartfelt.

These two albums defined my year: upbeat but serious.  I couldn't have found two better albums.

Honorable Mentions:
The Sounds – Better Off Dead -“Crossing the Rubicon” Number 2 Album 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Song of 2009, Top Concert 2009, “Beatbox” Number 1 Video 2009
Ryan Adams – Ashes and Fire - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals’ “Cardinology” Number 2 Album of 2008
blink-182 – Neighborhoods
Cobra Starship – Night Shades - “Hot Mess” Number 5 Album in 2009, Number 3 Live Act 2008
Pixie Lott – Young Foolish Happy

Top 5 Singles

5. “Immigrant Song” – Karen O feat. Trent Reznor
This song only amps me up even more for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  I loved this song to begin with...but I love it even more now that Trent Reznor got his hands on it.

4. “Radioactive” – Marina & the Diamonds
“Oh No” was Number 1 Song of 2010
This song is so different from Marina's "Oh No" that it could be from a completely different artist...but it's just as hard hitting.  Love it.

3. “Love You Like a Love Song” – Selena Gomez & the Scene
I know.  Selena Gomez?!  But seriously.  This song...is...perfection.  It's catchy as hell.  Plus, major props to Selena for doing a Britney tribute at her concerts this year...plus she has Pixie Lott on her latest album.  This girl is seriously underrated -- plus she's way too good for Justin Bieber.

2. “Set Fire to the Rain” – Adele
Sure Adele had other songs with way more radio play this year...but this single was the best of any she released.  It's haunting.

1. “I Wanna Go” – Britney Spears
I dare you to find a song catchier than this one.  You won't find one.
Plus the video was pure fabulousness.

Honorable Mentions:
“Hello” – Martin Solveig f. Dragonette
“Nose Over Tail” (Acoustic Version) – Alkaline Trio
“Yeah Yeah Yeah” – The Sounds
“El Paso” – Taking Back Sunday
"In the Dark" -- Dev
"Like Smoke" -- Amy Winehouse


Top Artists




5. Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams returned to form this year with Ashes & Fire.  Amazing.

4. Cheryl Cole
Anyone who's read the post beneath this already gets it.

3. Amy Winehouse

2. Adele

1. Britney Spears
“3” HM Song 2009, Top Concert 2009, “3” Number 4 Video 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Album of 2009, “Circus” Number 1 Video of 2008

Top Concerts
Britney Spears (with Nicki Minaj)
There was only artist that I saw in concert this year: the one and only Britney Spears.
And she was the only concert that I needed.
I spent one epic weekend with Honkus doing a mini-Britney tour on the East Coast, first in Philadelphia where we met Britney herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!) followed by an incredible show in Washington DC.  First and third row seats meant that we were practically IN the show.
I can't even put into words how incredible the whole experience was.
So Honkus, if you ever find yourself reading this, thank you.  It was such a fabulous time and I couldn't have done it with anyone else.  Ever.

Side Note: I also saw Brit in Pittsburgh and while she was great, Nicki didn't open for her...which was a shame.  Because Nicki was amazing.  Instead, we got Pauly D from the Jersey Shore...and after seeing Nicki Minaj, Pauly D was a huge let down.


Top 5 Books




5. We Need to Talk About Kevin – Lionel Shriver
After finding out that this was going to be a movie, I decided that I had to read the book first.  While it took a little bit of a shove to actually get into, it ended up paying off big time.  It was heartbreaking and shocking and a book that more people should read.  Kevin's main plot points are things that everyone should be discussing, not just a few of us.

4. Sisterhood Everlasting – Ann Brashares
I finished the fourth book of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series the night before I flew off to London, so that book has always had a nostalgic hold on my heart.  So when I found out that Brashares had  written a final book I was kind of skeptical.  The fourth book had done such a good job wrapping the series up, what more could she have to say?
I should never have doubted her.
She forced her characters to grow up, which meant that they were once again my age.
Needless to say, fifty pages into the book I was crying.
And I cried through the whole damn thing.
But I loved it.  THIS was the perfect way to end this series.

3. Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead – Neil Strauss
Strauss won be over when he helped Jenna Jameson write one of my favorite autobiographies: How to Make Love to a Porn Star.  So when I found out that he was releasing a book of various interviews he'd done...I was in.  While it wasn't life changing, it was entertaining and a side of some entertainers we never get to see.

2. Devil’s Knot – Mara Leveritt
This book came out a few years ago, but I just found it this year.
Based on the West Memphis Three, Leveritt digs deep into the murders of three Arkansas children and then into the trial that sends three young men to jail -- for a crime -- which I agree with Leveritt -- that they did not commit.  But that...you will read more about at the bottom.

1. In the Woods – Tana French
When I finished French's first novel, I was absolutely furious.
Angry.  Mad.  Almost hateful.
But the more that I got to thinking about it, the more that I actually appreciated this book.
It's been so long since a book brought out that kind of emotion in me that I was almost thankful that she ended that novel the way that she did.
French has released two novels with supporting characters from each taking the protagonistic role...they're just as amazing (but didn't make me as irritated).

Honorable Mentions: 
What Happened to Goodbye? – Sarah Dessen - “Along for the Ride” Number 5 Book 2009
Double Dexter – Jeff Lindsay (I won't lie -- I haven't read this yet.  But I'm assuming it deserves this place) - “Dexter is Delicious” Number 3 in 2010, “Dexter by Design” Number 2 in 2009
Megan McCafferty - Bumped

Top Idols
Cheryl Cole
Britney Spears
Lily Allen
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Adele
Chelsea Handler
Kate Middleton


Top 5 Boys




5. Ryan Dunn
RIP to my favorite Jackass cast member.  You'll be missed.

4. Ryan Gosling
Those abs.  That humor.  Ugh.  I hate how much I love him.

3. Charlie Day
Number 4 in 2010
Only Charlie Day can make being totally manic totally attractive.

2. Norman Reedus
I loved Reedus in Boondock Saints...so imagine how thrilled I was when I discovered he was on The Walking Dead.  Reedus partially has to thank his on-screen counterpart Daryl Dixon for this distinction, as at times I really think Dixon is real.

1. Jason Segel
Number 1 in 2010, Number 1 in 2009, Number 5 in 2008
Seriously.  Shut up and marry me.  I'm willing to adopt Muppets.  Why not?

Honorable Mentions:
Ryan Adams - Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008
Jason Statham (I don't remember a lot about Halloween this year, but I remember making a horribly inappropriate comment about him, which has earned him this spot)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Number 3 in 2010
Beau Mirchoff (Team Matty all the way)

Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Linkin Park & Jay Z – “Collision Course”
When I get my ass out of bed on Saturday, this is the album that I put on first.  It makes me feel powerful.  I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's so true.

4. “Layla” – Eric Clapton
We listen to a ton of classic rock at work on Pandora...
Which is how I re-discovered this song.
Thanks to Clapton's Layla, I think I now have yet another name for my unborn children.
My parents say all the time that they don't write music the same way anymore.  With "Layla" that statement has never been more true.

3. Se7en
WHAT'S IN THE BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!
This movie only excites me even more for David Fincher's version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

2. Cheryl Cole’s “Tiny Little Raindrops” & “3 Words”
Total Eurotrash perfection.

1. Pride and Prejudice
Um.  So I have a confession.  In the last two weeks, I've watched this movie ten times before going to sleep.    I want my own Mr. Darcy...especially if he looks like Matthew MacFadyen.

Honorable Mentions: 
Martin Solveig & Dragonette’s “Boys & Girls” Video (This video is SO fun)
 The Zombies (More classic rock goodness for you)
Original Scream Trilogy

Ted Bundy True Crime Award

I know.  I have a serious true crime problem.  So much so that I've created a new category this year for my latest "thing."  First it was Bundy, then Columbine...now I've invented this new yearly category...and I've named it after Ted Bundy - who I feel is the most interesting serial killer ever.

But what makes this year different from those in the past is that the cases that really grabbed my attention were ones with people who were wrongly convicted or were victims that overcame huge obstacles to get on with life.

So without any further interruption, the number one case that grabbed my attention:

The West Memphis 3

The more research I do on the West Memphis Three, the angrier I get.  What happened in West Memphis was something we hadn't seen since the Salem Witch Trials.  Shoddy forensics only "solidified" a conviction of three boys where the evidence relied heavily on the fact that the boys wore black clothing and listened to Metallica.

Years later, two of the men are sitting in prison for life and the other is on death row.

And this August...

A plea bargain lets all three of them out of jail.

The whole thing is incredible and super interesting.

I'll shut up now.

Honorable Mention:
Amanda Knox -- Unlike Casey Anthony, I don't think Knox "got away with murder."  (Side note: They never should have gone for the death penalty with Anthony...that killed their whole case)
Jaycee Dugard  -- What an inspiring story of overcoming the odds.  She's seriously someone who we could all learn a ton from.


Top 3 Favorite Nail Polish Colors




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2. Yodel Me On My Cell
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