Sunday, December 29, 2013

Ultimates of 2013

Blogging continued to decrease. I blame this entirely on the fact that I now work a full time job, go to grad school part time and spend part of the week volunteering. I barely have enough time to think, let alone write for my own purposes. Nevertheless, here's my countdown of all the things I loved most in 2013.

Top 5 Movies

5. The Conjuring
I loved how vintage this movie felt. It was well acted and pretty creepy too. Plus, I love Vera Farmiga, so it was fabulous to see her in this film.

4. We're the Millers
I wasn't expecting this movie to be as funny as it was. I can go either way on Jason Sudeikis, but really didn't mind him in this. Mad props go out to seeing Nick Offerman in a summer flick. Love, love, love him.

3. American Hustle
By far, this was the best acted film I saw in 2013. The cast was absolutely stellar. Parts of it seemed somewhat slower to me and I did get confused, but I blame that on myself and not the film. The more that I read about it, the more I respect it. Christian Bale adlibbed many of his lines and gained 40 pounds for this role. Is there anything he won't do??

2. This Is The End & The World's End
Ah...the two end of the world films and both were hilarious.

On one hand, you have This Is The End where Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Co. played amped up versions of themselves. So many things should have not worked, but they so did. Mad props to Michael Cera who placed the absolute opposite of who he appears to be in real life with hilarious results.

On the other hand, you have the end of the Cornetto Trilogy with The World's End. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost played opposite of the roles they had in both Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz...plus Martin Freeman stuck around this time. A bittersweet, funny ending to these great buddy films.

1. Prisoners & The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire amped up the first Hunger Games movie and made me fall in love with the book series all over again. Catching Fire has been my favorite of the three books, so I was so excited to see it on the big screen. Jennifer Lawrence is obviously settled into playing Katniss and the success of the first film meant a larger budget that could be spent on much more impressive effects. Is this movie going to solve world hunger? No. But it sure as hell was entertaining.

Prisoners, on the other hand, was something I didn't expect. It was hard as hell to watch and wonderfully shot. Hugh Jackman was wonderful as he always seems to be, but it was Jake Gyllenhaal who surprised the hell out of me. Gyllenhaal has been an actor I've loved ever since the first time I watched Donnie Darko as a teenager, but some of his roles as of late had been somewhat questionable. Prisoners re-cemented him as one of my favorites and made me feel stupid for ever doubting him in the first place.

Top 10 TV Shows


10. Face Off
I love this SyFy reality series. It is absolutely incredible to me how much these amazing artists can accomplish in just a few days. Had I known a career like this had been possible, I would have probably found a way to pursue it when I was still trying to figure out what the hell to do with my life.

9. Parks and Recreation
Parks and Rec came into my life a little bit late, I realize, but dammit, do I love it. For awhile (mainly her SNL days), Amy Pohler always struck me as somewhat abrasive, but Parks and Rec really managed to make me change my mind about her. This cast is stellar, from Pohler to Nick Offerman to Chris Pratt...I can't say enough.

8. Arrested Development
Arrested Development made its big return this year and you either loved or hated the new format. At first, I was so mixed about it, but after watching the episodes over again, I've decided that I love it. The gags don't pay off always on the first viewing, but when rewatched, they're worth it. Sure, you have to give it time, but when fans have been waiting for it to make its grand return for so many years, why not give it a bit of time?

7. The Colbert Report
I. Love. Stephen. Colbert. He is one of the most hilarious comedians in the business and the character he dives into for the show is absolutely wonderful. The Daft Punk snafu that resulted in the "Get Lucky" video with Bryan Cranston and Jeff Bridges alone was pure genius.

6. The League
As someone who doesn't really get Fantasy Football, I put off watching The League, thinking that I wouldn't be able to follow the show...turns out that it doesn't really matter. This cast is so strong and works so well together, that I find that the FF aspect really only ties these characters together, it doesn't guide them. From the Krampus episode to Taco selling food out of a creeped out van, you have to give this show credit...it's got balls.


5. How I Met Your Mother
HIMYM and I have been on somewhat shaky ground. While I don't love the way that they've done this final season (over the course of one weekend...what were they thinking???), I love the fact that we've found out who the mother is and that we get to "get to know her" so to speak. The pacing may irritate me, but the mother payoff has been worth it, so therefore, it places.

4. American Horror Story: Coven
After the hot mess (and I don't mean that in a good way) that was AHS: Asylum, I was somewhat unsure of what to think of Ryan Murphy's latest outing of the show. I should have known better. With it's revamped series every cycle, the show is fresh. I love Coven (not as much as the first season of the show, but it's pretty damn close) and once again, the cast is amazing. Here's to hoping the next season can keep the momentum of this one.

3. Orphan Black
Oh BBC America...what a gem you found when you picked this series up from Canada. Tatiana Maslany is one hell of an actress. How she can keep all her different clone characters separate and unique is astounding and she deserves way more love from the awards shows than she's received. Plus the ridiculous glue gun torture scene in Season 1? Funny, but awful.

2. The Walking Dead
This is still the only show I watch live and don't watch later via my DVR. I get a kick out of screaming at the TV and pacing while it's on. This past year, I started reading the graphic novels the show is based on and this has made me appreciate the show all the more. It's been wonderful to see plots in the graphic novels played out, even if they do get remixed from time to time. Plus Andrew Lincoln at Rick Grimes? He does crazy real well...and looks better the dirtier he gets.

1. Bates Motel
When the premise of this show first arrived, I was really kind of "ehh" about it. Psycho is the best slasher film (in my opinion) to ever shock audiences. It was ballsy -- killing its' biggest star off halfway through the film. Therefore, I didn't know how a prequel was going to work out, especially since they were going to modernize it. I never should have questioned it. Vera Farmiga and Freddie Highmore are so fantastic as Norma and Norman Bates and it's been wonderful to watch Norman start to spiral out of control. I also love the Season 1 storyline with the human trafficking and the strangeness that is the town. Very Twin Peaks and very creepy. When Norman Bates isn't the creepiest thing going on your town, well then you've got a show.

Honorable Mentions: 2 Broke Girls, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, Brooklyn 99, Dexter, Drunk History, Hostages, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Middle, New Girl, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance


Top 5 British TV Shows

5. Luther
Not gonna lie...still haven't seen all of this last season, but what I have has been impressive. Idris Elba is a fantastic actor and I hope they make another series of the show.

4. Backchat
Jack Whitehall is a comedian who I knew from other British shows I'd watched, but Backchat, which he hosts with his 70-year-old father is what really cemented him as someone to be reckoned with. I love the interaction the two of them have, whether they're interviewing Bear Grylls (and not letting him hold a puppy) or quizzing on new terms of the year (Michael thought a selfie was something much, much worse than it is and accused his son of doing it frequently). When the guy who's the stand up comedian is playing the straight man to the guy who was an agent for years...one doesn't wonder where Jack got his sense of humor from.

3. Nevermind the Buzzcocks
This music quiz show hit my radar last year and was just as amusing in its run during this past year. I love the format of the host changing every week (along with the team guests), but what really wins me over every week is the back and forth between Phil and Noel.

2. The IT Crowd
The IT Crowd bid its final farewell with a special episode this past year and it was a fitting ending for the series. It was lovely to see the cast together for one last time and get a sendoff instead of leaving fans wondering what happened to those characters.

1. The Fall
Genius. Absolute genius. From the story line to the acting, this show blew me away. When I first started watching this on Netflix, I knew that the serial killer looked familiar and upon realizing it was Jamie Dornan, the hipster sheriff from Once Upon a Time, I really wanted to stick around. Dornan doesn't look like your typical serial killer. Also, Gillian Anderson as a police detective? May not be Agent Scully, but it still feels right. I am hoping, hoping, hoping that they continue this series, especially since Dornan was cast as Christian in 50 Shades of Grey.


Top 5 Albums

5. Ellie Goulding ~ Halcyon Days &
Fall Out Boy ~ Save Rock & Roll
Ellie Goulding solidified herself for me as the British Queen of EDM. Her voice is haunting, her beats are catchy and she's just wonderful.
FOB, on the other hand, returned from a hiatus and made an album way better than their last which had some really catchy songs on it. It also had some pretty "meh" songs on it, but we'll forgive those for the time being.

4. Justin Timberlake ~ The 20/20 Experience
I have a problem with this album...and it's with the length of the songs. When a song clocking in at 4 and a half minutes is one of the shortest on your album, we need to talk about editing. While Timberlake's two albums have some real moments on them that are great (and really bring to mind Frank Sinatra), cutting some of the filler at the end would have won me over quite a bit. Also, I'm going to point out that I thought "TKO" was "tea kettle" and refuse to sing it any other way now.

3. The Sounds ~ Weekend
I'll admit that I didn't fall in love with The Sounds last album entirely, but Weekend made up for it. While it's not as upbeat and full of dance songs as previous albums, I love it for what it is. It feels like the band have grown with me and for where I am in my life, I can appreciate Weekend more.

2. Britney Spears ~ Britney Jean
Where Timberlake's album was too long, Britney's suffered from the opposite problem: It was too short. Everyone argues that it's not "personal" which she promised and critics want to call it a bomb, but I tell the haters to simply piss off. Britney Jean is an album that's out to promote her 2 year residency in Las Vegas, which is something practically unheard of for any other 32 year old artist. Rolling Stone made a fantastic point that Britney's albums leading up to Blackout and from Blackout and beyond are two fantastic catalogues for a pop star, and the fact that they came from one artist is to be respected. Love her or hate her, I don't care. Britney is still Godney to me and my 2014 resolution is to see her in Vegas.

1. Lorde ~ Pure Heroine
The first time that I heard "Royals" I hated it. The second time that I heard "Royals"....I hated it still. But as the time went on, the song won me over, especially once I started listening to the lyrics. After Pure Heroine was released, I read the reviews from the critics and decided to take a chance on it...it's a gamble I haven't regretted. Lorde, for being only 17, has crafted a wickedly amazing album. Her voice is superb...and she reminds me of a young Fiona Apple (without all the anger). I cannot wait to see where her career takes her, because I think it's only up from here.

Top 5 Singles

5. Katy B ~ "5 AM"
Katy B is a British artist whose music is catchy as hell and really fun to listen to.


4. Ellie Goulding ~ "Burn"
Her music may not always been "complicated" but it's fun and she's finally getting the moment she deserves.


3. The Sounds ~ "Animal"
The best track off of Weekend, I dare you not to move to its beat. It's impossible.


2. Lily Allen ~ "Hard Out Here"
Thank Baby Jesus, Lily Allen is back in the music business!!! If "Hard Out Here" is any indication, we're in for a hell of an album. Seems her hiatus for family time has been fabulous for her.


1. Britney Spears ~ "Work Bitch" &
Lorde ~ "Team"
Britney created pure EDM magic. Is the song life changing? No, but it sure as hell is fun.
Lorde's "Team" is lyrically above anything else this year. How she writes so well at 17 is terrifying.


 Top Concert

Marina & the Diamonds
Finally got to see Marina!!! 
While I didn't love all the 13 year old girls who were there because she had one song featured on Glee, I did love finally getting to see her live. Her voice is amazing and her show was wonderful. Love, love, loved it.

Top 5 Books

5. Jeff Lindsay ~ Dexter's Final Cut
Jeff Lindsay FINALLY did what "Dexter" did years ago a la Rita, but that ending?
UNREAL.

4. Koethi Zan ~ The Never List
This novel was really quite haunting. Two friends who pride themselves on being safe are abducted and after one of them escapes, nothing is ever the same. Kind of proves that you can live your life safely by the book, but sometimes that doesn't matter. Evil can find you no matter how prepared you are for it.

3. The Walking Dead Graphic Novels
Reading these has been wonderful. It's fantastic to see the characters the way the were originally written. For example, hate Andrea on the show...love her in the graphic novels. Really excited to read more of them in the future.

2. Jenny Lawson ~ Let's Pretend This Never Happened
EDIT: Added: Him and Me ~ Jack and Michael Whitehall
Michelle recommended Jenny Lawson's book to me and it's absolutely hilarious. I started reading it at work and had to stop, because my non-stop laughter got annoying to everyone around me. Lawson's childhood is unreal and the stuff her dad put her through is awful, but wonderful.

Jack and Michael Whitehall's book was also hilarious. Alternating point of views between chapters, they tell stories of Jack's childhood with comments sprinkled throughout. It's obvious the two of them are close, but that their lives together has been incredibly hilarious as well.

1. Allie Brosh ~ Hyperbole and a Half
Last year, Michelle called me early in the morning and insisted that I read Hyperbole and a Half, the blog. I loved it. It was hilarious and wonderful...and then Brosh disappeared, only to reappear with two very personal posts about depression which were incredibly powerful. This past year, she released her book and it is just as funny and heartfelt as her blog. I wish her the best and hope she continues blogging in the future.


Top Idols

Britney Spears
(for putting the haters aside, letting her toughest critic and biggest competition be herself and for heading to Vegas so that she can spend more time with her boys), Jennifer Lawrence (for her refreshing honesty and not allowing Hollywood to dull her shine), Cheryl Cole, Lily Allen (for re-emerging into music after taking a well deserved break), Marina Dimandis, Ellie Goulding, and Kate Middleton (for being class all the way through pregnancy and her emergence into motherhood, plus fashion-wise, she's pretty much my idol).

Top 5 Boys

5. Jason Segel
I can't bring myself to kick him off this list, but he's starting to slide for me. He needs to go back to writing and stop acting in films with Cameron Dias.

4. Andrew Lincoln & Norman Reedus
When I first watched TWD, Norman Reedus was my favorite actor on the show. While I love what he's done with his character and how he acts outside the show, it's Andrew Lincoln who's started to steal the show for me. Crazy looks good on him and if he shaves his beard, I will not be pleased.

3. Jack Whitehall
So he's posh, isn't he? It helps that he's funny as hell. I admire how much he's done with his dad the past year and hope that he doesn't let them shit all over Bad Education when they re-make it for pilot season in the States. If anyone can save it, it should be Jack.

2. Jake Gyllenhaal
Thank God he took a darker turn in Prisoners. Welcome back.

1.  Michael Fassbender
Seriously. Just look at him. I shouldn't have to say a damn thing and I won't. His face (and his personality) say it all.


Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Art Nouveau & Alphonse Mucha
I really became rather infatuated with Mucha's work, so much that I have three prints to hang in my apartment in the near future.

4. The X-Files
Happy 20th Anniversary X-Files! You're still as wonderful today as you were then.

3. Shaun of the Dead & Hot Fuzz
These films are still as funny as they were years ago and I hope that Pegg, Frost, and Winter work together again in the future.

2. London
If I could leave tomorrow and stay there forever, I would.

1.Psycho & Alfred Hitchcock
The first time I saw Psycho, I enjoyed it, but it didn't really amaze me...
But with some time and after doing some reading, I now love it and appreciate it for all it's worth. Hitchcock was kind of a creep, but what he did for film is really impressive. I also loved the fact that when Psycho came out, Hitchcock told the theatres not to admit anyone late so that the surprises wouldn't be ruined. In a time where gore seems to reign supreme in horror, Hitchcock made a black and white slasher flick that's just as powerful today as it was back then.


Top 5 Nail Polish Colors

5. OPI Malaga Wine
(Top Left)

4.OPI I Saw, You Saw, We Saw Warsaw
(Top Right)

3. OPI I Haven't the Foggiest
(Bottom Right)

2. OPI Honey Ryder &
China Glaze Up All Night
(Honey Ryder ~ Bottom Center; Up All Night ~ Bottom Left)

1. OPI Alcatraz Rocks
(Top Center)

Ted Bundy True Crime Award

Amanda Knox
Knox doesn't get this credit for being someone inspiring, she gets it for being involved in an interesting case. While I don't believe she had any part of killing Meredith Kircher, I don't think she's very likable. As someone who studied abroad, after reading her book, I couldn't believe how naive and stupid she was at times. Her book only solidified my belief in her innocence, but I don't necessarily think it made her easy to relate to either. The Italian court is trying (again) to convict her, but here's to hoping the second verdict sticks...so that she can seemingly just disappear for good.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Zombie Apocalypse Playlist

Put your favorite media player on shuffle.

#1. First song is the overall theme for the Apocalypse: "Until Morale Improves, The Beatings Will Continue" - Murder by Death

#2. Second song is what plays when you kill your first zombie: "Miss Murder" - AFI

#3. Third song plays when getting chased by a horde: "Black Water" - The Doobie Brothers (Must be getting chased by a bunch of Cajun zombies)

#4. Fourth song plays when you have to kill your loved one: "Real People" - ALL

#5. Fifth song plays when you find a group of survivors: "On a Plain" - Nirvana

#6. Sixth song plays when you meet a new love interest: "Clavicle" - Alkaline Trio

#7. Seventh song plays when you have to make a final stand: "Grave Digger (Acoustic)" - Dave Matthews

#8. Eighth song plays when you think you've survived it all: "Gimme a Sign" - Ryan Adams

#9. Ninth song plays when you discover a bite mark on you: "She's Not It" - Head Automatica

#10. Tenth song plays over the end credits: "Bound Away" - Cake

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Ultimate Top Fives of 2012


My blogging continued to decline yet again this year...but I can't seem to avoid doing my top five list.  It seems to be the one reason that I still have this blog...to spout about all of the things I loved last year to the five people who will really look at this...a random blog post that took me hours to do because even though I know no one's really going to see it, I need to take some time to reflect upon all of my pop culture loves of the past year.

I've also decided just to take a note from Stephen King's "Top" lists in Entertainment Weekly and point out that not everything came out in 2012...but if I discovered it in that year, I figured it counted (thus The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo gets a spot on my list as I saw it on New Year's Day of 2012).  Other things I discovered got a spot on the "Oldies, but Goodies" list...which makes everything kind of topsy-turvy, but as this is my Top Five list, you can get over it. I also decided that some favorites got to share numbers when it was too hard to choose between two loves.  During the course of writing this, I also had a few change of hearts, so the graphics displayed in each category aren't always accurate (see TV and Idols).

So let's do this.  Ready, set, go...

Top 5 Movies

5. The Dark Knight Rises
The final installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy was fantastically done.  He also gets major kudos points for filming quite a bit of it in Pittsburgh.

4. The Campaign / Pitch Perfect
These two comedies were extremely difficult to choose between.
On one hand, you have the genius of both Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell battling it out in a film that fit nicely into an election year.
On the other hand, you had Rebel Wilson singing competitively with a cast that used some fantastic mash-ups.
This one had to be split.  There was no other way about it.

3. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
I love David Fincher.  LOVE him.  I love his films.  I love the way they're shot, the way he doesn't flinch away from topics that could be considered "too dark" or unconventional. His take on a fantastic, but cold book was incredibly well done.  Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara were both pretty damn fantastic as well.  Can't wait for the follow-up.  I really, really hope that Fincher helms it...

2. The Hunger Games
Oh The Hunger Games. You could have gone the extremely cheesy route that the Twilight movies did, but thank God, you didn't. With a brilliant Jennifer Lawrence at the helm, this movie was really well done and stayed pretty true to the books (which are also brilliant...as I'll discuss below).

1. The Cabin in the Woods
Oh Joss Whedon. Can you really do anything wrong? In a year where I know that "The Avengers" will top many a "Top Five" list, this was your real gem for me.  It took the horror genre, spun it on its head and really impressed me. Plus the unicorn?  Seriously? Most bad ass killing sequence in a movie in years.

Honorable Mentions: 21 Jump Street, Martha Marcy May Marlene, Prometheus

Top 10 TV Shows

10. The Big Bang Theory 
(Number 7 in 2011, Number 1 in 2010)
I love this show, I really do, but I've missed so many "new" episodes due to its time slot, until I can really get back into it, it suffers.

9. Downton Abbey
Years ago, I hated this period drama stuff.  I didn't understand it and it bored me. I don't know if it's maturity or my love of all things English since my Study Abroad experience or what...but I'm loving British television. Downton is at times, completely absurd and wacky, but I love it anyway.  And the fashion?  Good God, the fashion is to die for.

8. 2 Broke Girls 
(Number 10 in 2011)
I think 2 Broke Girls tends to get the short end of the stick.  It's called racist and while I suppose I can see it, I have a hard time figuring out if people really think it's racist or if they just don't like it when the people cracking the jokes are females. While it can push the button at times, at face value, it's hilarious.

7. RuPaul's Drag Race
This is the year that I started to wish that I could be a drag queen.  It looks like an absolute blast. Drag Race pretty much replaced Project Runway for me this year as it's PR and Top Model on crack. I wish RuPaul was my godmother. 

6. Sherlock
(Number 2 in 2010)
This kicked American Horror Story out in an eleventh hour victory. Honestly, how I could have forgotten about new episodes of Sherlock in 2012, I don't know.  It's blasphemy. Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are so fantastic in this show.  And Steven Moffat? Kills me.  Every. Damn. Time.


5. How I Met Your Mother
(Number 4 in 2011, 2010; Number 3 in 2009; Number 4 in 2008)
I'm loving this show more and more the closer that we get to the end game. Even though the viewer gets flash forwards into what's going to happen, they still know how to surprise the audience.

4. New Girl
(Number 3 in 2011)
To me, the guys on this show are better than Zooey Deschanel and she's pretty damn brilliant. The guys have really come forward and stolen the spotlight.

3. Friday Night Dinner
This current UK show is ridiculous. Focusing on a Jewish family's dinners every Friday night, they always wind up with something absolutely awful occurring.  Plus Mark Heap as their creepy neighbor terrified of his own dog? Even better.

2. Awkward
(Number 5 in 2011)
Last year, this show impressed me for the mere fact that it was on MTV and didn't involve people living at the Jersey Shore or people putting themselves in drunken situations. It's super well written and genuine to the core.  Plus the season ending? Pissed me off.  Can't wait for more.

1. The Walking Dead
(Number 2 in 2011)
The Walking Dead fell into the talking curse last season. Everyone wanted to talk...and there wasn't much all that interesting to say.  Getting off the farm was the best damn thing that ever happened to The Walking Dead. This season has been so fast-paced, in your face, and bloody good.  Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes only gets more attractive the dirtier and grimier he gets...and Norman Reedus as Daryl Dixon?  Love him.

Honorable Mentions: American Horror Story (Number 1 in 2011), Bones (Number 8 in 2011, Number 5 in 2009), Dexter (Number 5 in 2010, Number 1 in 2009, Number 1 in 2008), Episodes, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Number 6 in 2011, Number 4 in 2009, Number 2 in 2008) The Middle, Project Runway, Raising Hope (Number 9 in 2011), So You Think You Can Dance.

Top 5 Albums

5. Lana Del Rey - Born to Die
I vaguely heard about Lana Del Rey in the start of the year following her SNL "meltdown" but I've never watched said performance.  I pretty much put it in the back of my mind and forgot about it until around September when I was listening to a Pandora station and one of her songs came on it. I still have yet to see any of Del Rey's live performances, but I love this album.  It's haunting and sad. It listens like an old 1940s film. Really different from other things released this year.

4. Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel
Oh Fiona.  You represent all the sad parts of me. Tidal and When the Pawn... played for me in college like soundtracks. Extraordinary Machine was a long time coming...and this album, really does not disappoint. It plays even better live.

3. Dragonette - Bodyparts
This year was all dance for me pretty much (with the exception of the Fiona) and for the most part, it was all UK driven dance music...but Dragonette was one of the few exceptions. This album is more dance than the last few and comes across as European minus the ever-popular-these-days dubsteb (and I love dubstep as much as the next kid). "My Legs" is a particular standout from this album, along with its lead single "Let It Go."

2. Cheryl Cole - A Million Lights
Cole's second album "A Million Raindrops" was not as fantastic as her first ("3 Words"). It did have some standout hits, but otherwise, for me, it wasn't as fun as the first. With "A Million Lights" she broke that trend and came back better than ever. The album is a slow jam of dance songs that work really well together. Love the feel of the album art too.

1. Marina and the Diamonds - Electra Heart
This was a runaway for me for Marina. This album was the one that I played the most.  I mean over and over and over. Marina really took a different direction from her debut...which makes me love her first album even more now, because they can be enjoyed as two entirely different entities. Marina took on a whole new persona for this album and moved to the States to craft it.  It was worth it.  I can't wait to see what direction she decides to go in next.

Honorable Mentions: Ellie Goulding - Halcyon

Top 5 Singles

5. "Scream & Shout" - will.i.am feat. Britney Spears / "Something New" - Girls Aloud
(Britney Spears had the Number 1 Single in 2011 for "I Wanna Go")
These two singles could really be tied together. Britney's working with will.i.am again and he's been a huge guiding force for Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud's career.
"Scream and Shout" plays in Eurotrash fabulousness. After "Big Fat Bass" on Brit's last CD, I wasn't sure that I really wanted the two of them to collaborate again.  I'm really glad they proved me wrong. This song is sly.
Girl's Aloud made their 10 Year Anniversary one to remember with "Something New." Part of my problem with GA is when they're on, they're solid, but at times they still have that manufactured girl group sound about them. "Something New" was exactly that for them. It was a bold way to come back and it worked.

4. "Headphones" - Little Boots / "Time Bomb" - Kylie Minogue
These two songs were my Saturday night repeat songs for a few weekends in a row. Due to the fact that I couldn't play one without the other, they feel like they belong together to me now.
"Headphones" is a fantastic new single for Little Boots. I burnt myself out on her last album, but this song pulled me out of it. I love the idea of wearing headphones to a disco and dancing there to the beat they play and not what the DJ is. It's doing your own thing and it's a liberation.
Likewise, "Time Bomb" marked a new greatest hits album from Kylie Minogue, who to me, is the real Queen of Pop (passing said title along to my girl Britney). She's been solid her entire career and hasn't gotten weird the way that Madonna has. She sticks to what she's good at: dance tracks. She doesn't need to make big political statements. She knows what she's best at.

3. "Call My Name" - Cheryl Cole
The debut single off of Cole's newest album did not disappoint. Plus the dance in the video?  Fabulous. Cheryl Cole is the only person who could wear what she does in that video and not look like a child from the 80s. This song still wakes me up every morning all these months later.

2. "Let It Go" - Dragonette
I feel like Dragonette is at their best when they do dance tracks, as their collaboration with Martin Solveig proved (plus "Fire in Your New Shoes" = total fun). It's not possible to sit still when you listen to this song. The video is just as awesome. Plug it in and let it go.

1. "Primadonna" and "Power and Control" - Marina & the Diamonds
(Number 4 Single in 2011 for "Radioactive" / Number 1 Single in 2010 for "Oh No")
Marina Dimandis is one of a kind. These songs were pure perfection. Plus the cohesive storytelling for the whole album played really well. Marina deserves more credit here in the States for this...but as she tends towards tongue-in-cheek subtlety, I can understand why people here just haven't caught on yet.

Honorable Mentions: "Anything We Want" - Fiona Apple, "Born to Die" - Lana Del Rey, "Skyfall" - Adele, "Stand Behind the Music" - Anjulie, "Want U Back" - Cher Lloyd

Top 5 Artists

5. Alkaline Trio
I rediscovered Alkaline Trio's "Damnesia" this year and fell in love with it all over again. This, of course, led to me pulling out all of my Alkaline Trio albums and converting to my life from 17-20.

4. Britney Spears
(Number 1 Artist in 2011)
Oh Britney. You proved everyone so wrong this year on the X-Factor. They expected a trainwreck and you gave them a mature, businesslike model proving them all wrong. Love it.

3. Cheryl Cole
(Number 4 Artist in 2011)
Cheryl put out a fantastic album this year, showed up for a cheeky interview on Graham Norton, and reunited with Girls Aloud. Plus, she sued the producers of the US X-Factor for not paying her after they fired her last year. I'm still sore about that...but good on her for not letting them fuck her over.

2. Fiona Apple
Fiona is still proving that the only person who needs to be satisfied with Fiona Apple is Fiona Apple. She's releasing music on her terms and she's doing it how she wants to. It's good to see someone that genuine.

1. Marina & the Diamonds
As is clear by Top Album and Single, Marina's the person I was most impressed with this year. From the direction of the albums and the videos and how she holds herself up, she really impressed me. I wish, even at 26, that I could be Marina Dimandis.

Honorable Mentions: Lana Del Rey

Top Concert

Fiona Apple
Fiona was the only live concert I saw this year.
And that was totally fine with me.
Between her awkward dancing and erratic piano playing, she put on a hell of a show.
I've wanted to see Fiona in concert for roughly 8 years now and she did not disappoint.
Honorable Mentions: So You Think You Can Dance Tour


Top 5 Books

5. "Reflected in You" - Sylvia Day
In a year where "50 Shades of Grey" dominated, this book kicked its ass. As someone who caved and read "50 Shades" and couldn't get over the atrociousness of the writing (which needed a serious editor), this book proved contemporary romance can still work. Plus the sequel to it? **Spoiler Alert** Ballsy. Christian may tell Anastasia he'd kill for her, but Gideon really does kill for Eva.

4. "Life After Death" - Damien Echols
Finally we get some depth from Echols about everything he's been through and how he feels about his longtime-coming freedom. I got a little bummed out reading about how he and Jason no longer talk after disputes with movies, but they both still remain an inspiration.

3. "Broken Harbor" - Tana French
French's fourth novel about the Scotland Murder Squad was worth the wait. It made me feel paranoid, plus the hole in the wall storyline creeped me out. I swore, while I was reading this, that I could hear things in my walls.

2. "Defending Jacob" - William Landay
Landay's courtroom novel had a huge twist at the end, which was unexpected, but intriguing nonetheless. The characters in this book pulled me in from the start.  Heartbreaking, but a fantastic read.

1. "Gone Girl" - Gillian Flynn
Flynn started to get blurbs in Entertainment Weekly and I was intrigued after looking this book up on Amazon. I couldn't wait for its release and when it FINALLY came out, it was worth all the anticipation. I would read this book whenever I had time and could not put it down. Full of twists and characters whom I despised, but could not stop reading about, this book has really stuck with me.

Top 5 Idols

Britney Spears (yet again proving the haters wrong), Chelsea Handler (for being as hilarious as she was years ago), Cheryl Cole (for proving that you can get kicked down, but rise again against the turned tide), Fiona Apple (for being completely genuine), Jennifer Lawrence (for being one of the most honest leading women of my generation who at her heart is real and normal), Kate Middleton (for handling everything with grace), Lily Allen (for sinking into the background to live the life she always wanted to), Marina Diamandis (for being a genuine breakout who can create a character, but not come across as a fame-seeking faker).

Top 5 Boys

5. Jason Segel
(Number 1 in 2011, 2010, 2009, Number 5 in 2008)
Oh how the mighty have fallen...after three years at the top, he falls to the bottom (but not completely) off my Top 5 list. It must be because he avoided all those marriage proposals. A girl can only take scared silence for so long before she moves on.

4. The Boys of the Inbetweeners
How I missed these boys before now, I have no good excuse for. As far as ensemble casts go, this one is stellar. Plus, look at them. You could sandwich me between Blake Harrison and Joe Thomas any day.

3. Andrew Lincoln
The dirtier and crazier he gets on The Walking Dead, the more attractive to me he gets. Plus, he finally took off the stupid sheriff's uniform, which made him three times more attractive. He's also British...so that's more points in his direction.

2. Norman Reedus
(Number 2 in 2011)
The more interviews and TwitPics I see of Norman, the more I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen so that he could take care of my pathetic ass. Loved him in Boondock Saints...really love him on The Walking Dead.  I'm so glad they took a chance on him and made a character just for him that has become the breakout character of the show.


1. Michael Fassbender
But good Lord, this man got to me the most this year and I still don't know how exactly it happened. First of all, he's a red head, which is so not my type, but on him, it works. Secondly, he played Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre last year (we all know how I am about Matthew McFayden who played Mr. Darcy) and he's from the UK. And before you go there, this kid still has yet to watch him in all of his glory in Shame. He gives a fantastically hilarious interview and seems like a pretty normal guy. He also has nice teeth. The end.

Honorable Mentions: Beau Mirchoff, Charlie Day (Number 3 in 2011, Number 4 in 2010), Christian Bale, Jon Hamm, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Number 3 in 2010), Michael Phelps, Ryan Adams (Number 2 in 2010, Number 4 in 2008), Ryan Gosling (Number 4 in 2011), Will Arnett

Top 5 Oldies, But Goodies

5. Fiona Apple - "Extraordinary Machine"
I started listening to this album again shortly after seeing her in concert and it plays as well as it did over five years ago.

4. The IT Crowd / Spaced
God Bless You, Netflix. Even though you have (and are) removing these two shows from your instant streaming service, I still got to enjoy them. 
The IT Crowd is a socially awkward show with the brilliant Chris O'Dowd in all of his gloriousness.
Spaced has Simon Pegg in all of his genius and has yet another version of Mark Heap for me to enjoy.

3. The Hunger Games Trilogy
As a Masters Student in Library and Information Services, I find myself reading YA novels now with purpose. I'd love to help kids find books to fall in love with, but that wasn't the reason I finally caved and read the hunger games. To be honest with you, the premise alone had me. These books are really well written and introduce a heroine that teenage girls can finally look up to (I haven't felt that since I read Megan McCafferty's Sloppy series). Unlike Bella from Twilight, Katniss is more focused on what she can do to save her family and protecting others than she is about falling in love. A real heroine that girls can look up to.

2. Gillian Flynn's Other Novels
"Gone Girl" is a fabulous novel, but Flynn's first two novels are not to be missed, especially "Dark Places." After I read the blurbs for "Gone Girl" before it was released, I made sure to go back and read these two novels first. "Dark Places" is haunting and sad and scary all at the same time. For someone who people say is pretty normal, Gillian Flynn certainly has a fantastically sick mind. Thank you.

1. The Inbetweeners
I love this show.  Love it. Love everything about it. The cast. The TV show. The movie. The writing. The music. Can't wait till they make another film.

Honorable Mentions: Alkaline Trio, Cake, Wings

Ted Bundy True Crime Award

Columbine
I really didn't know what I was going to choose for this until the past month when I started reading through all of the Columbine info that I have. One of my goals for 2013 is to read through "Columbine" by Dave Cullen again, especially now that I've read the 900 page document which includes journal excerpts and papers from the boys. I also watched "Zero Day" which was a faux-documentary created in response to the The Basement Tapes. 
Whenever things like this happen, people always want to know why and it's always interesting to me to listen to the media and what they're reporting for the first few days, because, as this book proves, 90% of that first information reported is incorrect.
To anyone looking for a read, I suggest "Columbine" all these years later. 
Time's review of "Columbine" gives the best reason for giving the book a chance:
"What can we learn from Columbine, which is now the most convincing, authoritative narrative we have of the massacre? If it fills in the meaning of that senseless atrocity, what is it? Harris' story doesn't help us any. It's familiar and unilluminating: he was wired to kill. If there is a lesson here, it lies in Klebold's story, which is the more disturbing because he was, at heart, like us. He was capable of love and sympathy, and he discarded them. Some killers are natural born. Klebold was made."